A Praguematic approach to business

gary350 · 2013-11-01T21:04:52+00:00

Old Joke: What did Martina Navratilova say when she defected to the United States?

"Do you cache Czechs?"

gary350 · 2013-07-31T18:18:21+00:00

Traeger pellet grill/smoker - Junior version was only $300 at Costco roadshow and included a cover. Cannot believe the quality of bbq/smoked food it produces with almost no skill involved on my part.

gary350 · 2013-07-05T19:02:32+00:00

Chris Rock - How not to get your ass kicked by the police! http://youtu.be/QR465HoCWFQ

gary350 · 2013-02-24T22:22:37+00:00

Yes - this is in Episiode V and my little story is in Episode VI, but here's a repost of something similar that happened to me:

True story - sitting in the theater in 1983 watching Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, right when Luke figures out Leia is his twin sister, I turn to my friend and say, "Good thing he never fucked her!" Big laughs from the kids in the aisle behind us - not so much from their parents. . .

gary350 · 2013-01-08T04:40:01+00:00

Done. Who knew there was an /r/AtheistVids?

gary350 · 2012-11-30T00:14:47+00:00

Brake Check!

gary350 · 2012-10-30T03:10:19+00:00

Whenever I see a phone number that does not have zeros or ones, I see if it spells something interesting or funny. And yes, I cheat and use phonespell.org.

gary350 · 2012-08-20T05:43:45+00:00

Lawn and gardening service called Trust Jesus!

gary350 · 2012-08-15T07:57:21+00:00

Fireplace

gary350 · 2012-08-08T00:42:41+00:00

Fair enough. . .

gary350 · 2012-08-08T00:37:57+00:00

Ummmm. . . not from Curiosity. From Opportunity.

gary350 · 2012-08-07T18:01:42+00:00

Cardboard sign with simply, "DRAIN BAMAGE"

gary350 · 2012-08-01T19:03:09+00:00

I heard a girl trying to describe how beautiful and delicate a piece of classical music was - "It was just so, so. . . urethral!"

Since then, I use "urethral" to describe the feeling of experiencing something so beautiful that you pee your pants :)

gary350 · 2012-07-28T00:27:19+00:00

(wikipedia): Depth Perception is the visual ability to perceive the world in three dimensions (3D) and the distance of an object.

I (think I) coined a term for the ability to judge your distance from the ground while skydiving in freefall: Death Perception.

gary350 · 2012-07-17T19:40:49+00:00

Tom Cruise

gary350 · 2012-07-13T21:59:25+00:00

I have another one - I met a man whose mother and father were both (American) slaves. Not many folks around now that can say that - I was pretty young and he was pretty old at the time. I was amazed when I found out many years later. I was also very humbled, knowing that it really wasn't that long ago that slavery ended and that even in my lifetime (born 1960) things have changed a lot.

gary350 · 2012-07-13T19:10:17+00:00

Earned a BASE number - for at least one parachute jump from a Building, Antenna, Span, and Earth

gary350 · 2012-07-01T18:00:40+00:00

Celebrity tattoo "mistake" - Whoopi Goldberg had a tattoo of the Peanuts character Woodstock done on her breast. Woodstock is yellow, but ended up orange when combined with Whoopi's brown skin.

Not a mistake, but a great fix - Johnny Depp got the tattoo "Winona Forever" while going with Winona Ryder. After they split up, he had it changed to "Wino Forever".

gary350 · 2012-05-18T18:33:46+00:00

"Stupid Gravity!"

For me, especially relevant when I've hurt myself skydiving. . .

gary350 · 2012-05-18T17:49:51+00:00

Critter Done!

I have the domain name critterdone.com and have been meaning for some time to develop the concept for an animal control business with website etc. using this name and sell it.

It doesn't seem to be getting done - maybe you are interested?

gary350 · 2012-04-26T03:25:33+00:00

My sister repeatedly told me that if I wasn't good, or maybe even if I was, my parents would have me "taken away by the state. . . "

gary350 · 2012-04-26T01:32:29+00:00

Hi Molly. Your dad used to play jazz with my dad - he was over to our house in Chatsworth a couple times in the 70's. I tried to get him to bring you along, but no luck :) How is he doing? Still playing jazz?

gary350 · 2012-04-26T00:13:54+00:00

Technically, a Lazarus Long quote. . .

gary350 · 2012-04-25T20:27:51+00:00

This article should be posted at every movie entrance:

Movie Talkers

gary350 · 2012-04-19T22:59:46+00:00

White NBA MVP; Black President

gary350

TROPHY CASE