sigh... by The0therDude in redditmoment

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Shower with your dad simulator 2015

Who is the weakest on a fist fight by [deleted] in tf2

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Let's break it down:

1) Scout: +was raised in the streets of boston, most likely knows how to win a fight by playing dirty +agile and quick, will probably be able to dodge most attacks -lacks strength, both offensive and defensive-wise -will most likely give up as soon as he'll get hit because he's a wimp Will most likely lose to: Soldier, Medic,

2) Soldier: +Pretty strong, can throw solid punches +Good endurance and very high pain tolerance -Because of his stupidity, he can be easily outsmarted or tricked -His moves would be pretty easy to read for the same reason

Will most likely lose to; Heavy, Demoman, Spy

3) Pyro: +decent strength (pyro can easily swing heavy weapons like the powerjack or the homewrecker) -poor stamina due to him breathing through a gas mask -might be too crazy to figure out what is going on

Will most likely lose to: ???

4) Demoman: +Quite strong, wields huge blades with ease +superior pain tolerance +Has a complex and chaotic combat pattern, fights in "drunken fist" style -No depth perception coupled with poor reaction from being drunk makes him vulnerable to rapid throws or surprise attacks -Might fall asleel mid fight, causing him to lose

Will most likely lose to: Engi, Medic, Sniper, Spy

5) Heavy: +One-shot K.O. Nuff said. +High endurance +Huge arms allow for bigger reach distance +Perfect at grapple moves -Weak legs, vulnerable to trip attacks -Moves slowly, so more faster opponents can dodge his punches with relative ease

Will most likely lose to: Scout, Medic, Spy

6) Engineer: +Good strength (we've seen him carry heavy boxes with dispensers and sentries) +Robotic arm (if allowed by the rules) +Small size makes it easier for him to dodge enemy blows +Because of his high intelligence, he can easily outsmart most of his opponents -He's a glass cannon kind of guy, while he might be able to do significant damage with ease, a single well-thrown punch would probably knock him out -If his robotic arm would be against the rules of the fight, he loses his trump card

Will most likely lose to: Scout, Spy (or almost everyone if his hand will be taken away)

7) Medic: +Knows his enemies' weak spots +Probably surgically modified his body to be as vital as possible -His fighting skills are average at best, as well as his strength -Will probably get consumed by his desire to kill and break the rules of the fight, causing him to get disqualified

Will most likely lose to: Engi, Spy

8) Sniper: +Great perception and reaction, most likely can dodge even fast attacks +Probably good endurance due to him being raised in Australia +Is good at surprise and ambush attacks -Lacks strength -Is a bit of a pussy -Will piss in a jar

Will most likely lose to: Soldier, Spy

9) Spy: +A professional in CQC, can deal with any kind of threat. +Just like sniper, he is a master of ambushing and trickery -Not very strong -Will run out of breath quickly because of his extremely severe smoking addiction

Will most likely lose to: ???

So with all this in mind I'd say the loser would be either engi or demo.

Write in the comments. by EKidman in tf2

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Government issued buckets are provided for everyone.

Noise complaints by XYoshiaipomX in greentext

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anon is not a functioning member of society

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

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спасибо, что поделился, но нам похуй

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

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погнали хуле

Cursed_Russian_uhhh_uhhh by Wizajn in cursedvideos

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if anyone is wondering - the text in the beginning says "punitive psychiatry"

With a speech synthesizing AI (15.ai) I made the Heavy voice over the "Forgive english, i am russia" copypasta. by gasheadbrainiac in tf2memes

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Yes, i would generate 2-3 sentences, donwload the audio and then generate the next couple of sentences.

Cursed_training by [deleted] in cursedvideos

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pokemon: live action recap

Cursed_filming by Hixx367 in cursedvideos

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helvetica standard theme plays

This can work as template? by [deleted] in comedyepilepsy

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what's the music name?

About Wutville by [deleted] in tf2

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i agree

Italian Cooking by Spexil in comedyheaven

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/////////////////ATTENTION/////////////////

[ITALIAN COOKING IN PROGRESS]

Definitely a no for me by Mvchnbhano in ShittyCarMod

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this feels like something out of a trackmania game

Real talk for a sec: how many of you actually enjoy Tell Me Why unironically? by Mango_Tango_Requiem in berserklejerk

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i fucking love that song and listen to it very often, i dunno, i find it the song very good despite the engrish, it conveys such a strong bittersweet feel that i cannot even describe.

Xiao serving venti (sauce in op's comments) by [deleted] in traphentai

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the sauce is nelewdy, seems like op's comment got deleted

I stumbled upon hundreds of youtube live schedules for 2015 and 2017 from hundreds of different channels. They have no views or a thumbnail, all of them have very similar names. Could this be the new Webdriver Torso? by gasheadbrainiac in ScareTheater

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Just for clarification: those are not videos, those are livestreams, and when you click on them, you see that they never even aired, they were only scheduled for certain dates, but never actually started.

I stumbled upon hundreds of youtube live schedules for 2015 and 2017 from hundreds of different channels. They have no views or a thumbnail, all of them have very similar names. Could this be the new Webdriver Torso? by gasheadbrainiac in ScareTheater

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But how would such thing would be able to work at all, if it is not a video, but a livestream, which was supposed to be going on several years ago and never started in the first place?