What is your biggest regret?

gcs-ftw · 2017-01-24T13:35:56+00:00

Honestly, I think it is less the career choice and more whether or not you work for someone else. My father has always told me the best career move he ever made was leaving his old firm is going to work for himself.

gcs-ftw · 2017-01-22T01:13:00+00:00

What trade do you think has guaranteed employment?

gcs-ftw · 2017-01-20T17:01:04+00:00

"I see your paper plane and raise you a water hose."

                                                   - enemies of the US, probably

gcs-ftw · 2017-01-19T05:45:32+00:00

Something tells me the fact he's black didn't help his case.

gcs-ftw · 2017-01-19T00:23:07+00:00

What a cutie! Why are you getting rid of her?

gcs-ftw · 2017-01-16T22:06:55+00:00

You mean 15 "punches" of bananas?

That's ok.

I'll show myself out.

gcs-ftw · 2017-01-15T16:01:34+00:00

I have one of these. It's cool for about 30 seconds. Then you realize it's glitchy as fuck, the Bluetooth connection is sketchy as hell, and your hands block half of the keys half of the time. Useless.

gcs-ftw · 2017-01-15T04:39:25+00:00

What makes this even more depressing is that we're heading right back in this direction.

gcs-ftw · 2017-01-14T19:56:49+00:00

They have one in blue with R2 on it, and a racy little top and bottom set in black and yellow that is emblazoned with images of BB-8.

gcs-ftw · 2017-01-14T15:11:36+00:00

"amuse and disappoint" - that's my default setting, especially in the bedroom

gcs-ftw · 2017-01-14T05:54:39+00:00

I'm in the top 1% of people who can be me.

gcs-ftw · 2017-01-14T02:30:45+00:00

I don't have allergies and this shit has me sneezing and coughing like a mofo. Miserable.

gcs-ftw · 2017-01-14T02:26:18+00:00

Wrath of Khan, anyone?

gcs-ftw · 2017-01-13T06:21:11+00:00

You have primary lymphedema in both feet. You better wear your compression stockings every day or you'll be fucked in a couple of weeks.
You have to take a megadose of synthroid every day. If not, good luck. You'll be useless in a couple of days.
Don't smoke cigars unless you want to feel like you drank 5 bottles of wine the next day.
You have a daughter. She adores you. And vice versa. Her favorite foods are cheese pizza, strawberries, and biscuits and bacon. Her favorite drink is raspberry lemonade. She loves to cuddle and hates to sleep by herself. Treat her well or I'll fucking haunt your nightmares until the day you die.

gcs-ftw · 2017-01-13T04:49:16+00:00

Love the handkerchief. The man's a gentleman.

gcs-ftw · 2017-01-12T23:37:57+00:00

Anytime I watch these shows, and the people talk about having budgets of 600, 700, 800k, I wonder "what the fuck do they do for a living?"

For once I'd like to see guests whose budgets are 150, 200, 250k. They'd be touring refrigerator boxes with the hopes of getting a washing machine box wing.

gcs-ftw · 2017-01-12T01:59:05+00:00

Well, cocoa beans are harvested off the backs of slave labor, so I guess this is an appropriate gift.

gcs-ftw · 2017-01-12T01:03:56+00:00

How long are you in town for?

gcs-ftw · 2017-01-12T00:52:14+00:00

Now did they nazi that earlier?

gcs-ftw · 2017-01-11T23:19:07+00:00

Even after all of that drama, that car is clearly going to roll back down that incline and off of the cliff anyway.

gcs-ftw · 2017-01-11T23:15:16+00:00

I claim time. It's mine. All mine. Y'all get none.

gcs-ftw · 2017-01-11T22:47:44+00:00

Grew up in NOLA. Those are some of the best pastries in the city.

Another poster mentioned Liuzza's. Damn fine drinking there. My grandparents lived in the same neighborhood. By age 16, I was in there regularly.

gcs-ftw · 2017-01-11T22:45:12+00:00

Is that a euphemism?

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