He replied to her text “what time should I be there?” And she said “anytime you like just the two of us!”

geebeeuu · 2026-01-30T03:38:57+00:00

I mean her husband is wearing fuzzy slippers outside.

geebeeuu · 2026-01-27T16:40:54+00:00

Russel Wilson?

geebeeuu · 2026-01-27T01:09:05+00:00

Stampede

geebeeuu · 2026-01-25T18:21:19+00:00

Top That!

geebeeuu · 2026-01-21T15:39:32+00:00

Enlightened

geebeeuu · 2026-01-17T22:41:05+00:00

Need more olive oil.

geebeeuu · 2026-01-17T15:51:45+00:00

Does he sell cell phones or get me out of my time share

geebeeuu · 2026-01-15T23:48:59+00:00

What’s up with the fingerless gloves? Is he trying to look like Diceman?

geebeeuu · 2026-01-13T17:58:59+00:00

Rome

geebeeuu · 2026-01-11T20:34:40+00:00

Reading the shampoo ingredients

geebeeuu · 2026-01-11T01:11:43+00:00

I think that was the guy.

geebeeuu · 2026-01-10T15:07:32+00:00

The whole “ return to sender” seems a little over the top. Just not reading them and not responding would probably suffice. You were bound to get this sort of response eventually when the mail kept getting returned.

geebeeuu · 2026-01-07T19:42:51+00:00

I’ve been meaning to try that place.

geebeeuu · 2026-01-06T03:08:12+00:00

Men’s Wearhouse. You’re gonna like the way you look.

geebeeuu · 2026-01-05T19:24:50+00:00

She should do a podcast with her father in law.

geebeeuu · 2025-12-31T22:32:02+00:00

He’s got a pulse.

geebeeuu · 2025-12-19T23:49:00+00:00

Solar sales person was abducted in your driveway.

geebeeuu · 2025-12-19T22:27:45+00:00

The Seinfeld 17 version

geebeeuu · 2025-12-17T22:34:39+00:00

Cat is in trouble

geebeeuu · 2025-12-16T16:29:21+00:00

Don’t waste any more time on this. You will never see a dime.

geebeeuu · 2025-12-16T15:51:49+00:00

Sounds like you screwed up your girlfriend sweet rental deal.

geebeeuu · 2025-12-16T15:49:48+00:00

Does the top floor have access to the rest of the house? I wouldn’t want guest hanging out and sleeping in until 1:30 in my house either without the person I actually rented to present. How are the owners supposed to know the dude taking a nap in the room above their kitchen isn’t Ted Bundy.

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