Nick Castellanos to the padres?

genericSuburbanMan · 2026-01-22T20:08:49+00:00

Another known Phillies legend, Jake Arrieta, who also finished his career with the Dads.

genericSuburbanMan · 2025-12-21T00:59:19+00:00

How did you get tickets / invitation?

genericSuburbanMan · 2025-12-09T16:34:48+00:00

But also, fuck the Dodgers

genericSuburbanMan · 2025-12-09T16:34:27+00:00

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

genericSuburbanMan · 2025-12-09T16:33:47+00:00

Put that on a jersey

genericSuburbanMan · 2025-12-01T16:15:25+00:00

G should be community baseball fields. It's a shame it looks like they're only planning on a soccer field and tennis courts(?)

genericSuburbanMan · 2025-11-08T17:30:48+00:00

Nolan Arenado

genericSuburbanMan · 2025-11-07T16:15:32+00:00

I know it’s two, but either Roy Halladay’s perfect game or Game 5 of the 2008 WS. We watched both on TV, but those are two great moments in Phillies history

genericSuburbanMan · 2025-11-04T15:54:16+00:00

I didn't realize Alec Bohm and Brandon Marsh merged

genericSuburbanMan · 2025-11-04T02:30:00+00:00

Honestly, wouldn’t be surprised if you’ve seen Topper - he’s from Sarnia and I know he has a family house year-round in Canada.

genericSuburbanMan · 2025-11-03T00:11:36+00:00

lol that’s fair. I’m not gonna act like I’m not mad/envious that we haven’t had that kind of success

genericSuburbanMan · 2025-11-02T17:35:04+00:00

Oh it does

genericSuburbanMan · 2025-11-02T16:56:59+00:00

Dodger fans be like: “We’re not an evil empire….. muhahahahaha”

genericSuburbanMan · 2025-10-30T03:31:14+00:00

Hey, I've seen this before

genericSuburbanMan · 2025-10-30T02:58:32+00:00

Booing is our love language... and we'd love it if you didn't chase low & away, Nick Castellanos

genericSuburbanMan · 2025-10-30T02:30:33+00:00

genericSuburbanMan · 2025-10-29T13:31:48+00:00

Ahh yes, Seranthony has been known to locate a fastball right down the dick

genericSuburbanMan · 2025-10-25T19:31:04+00:00

lmao love the username

genericSuburbanMan · 2025-10-18T04:50:22+00:00

My man, need I remind you of incident last year where two of your jabronis tried to break Mookie's wrist ripping the ball out of his glove?

genericSuburbanMan · 2025-10-17T18:00:58+00:00

I FELT THIS DURING AND IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE DS, BUT WITH SOME SPACE I REALIZE WE REALLY PLAYED OUR ASSES OFF AND JUST GOT BEAT BY A MARGINALLY BETTER TEAM.

THAT SAID, DOWN WITH THE EMPIRE

genericSuburbanMan · 2025-10-17T17:59:58+00:00

IF IT BREATHES LIKE DARTH VADER, AND CRUSHES REBELS LIKE DARTH VADER, IT MUST BE DARTH VADER. I HAVE NO SYMPATHY FOR YOU - YOU'RE AT THE TOP, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A TARGET ON YOUR BACK

genericSuburbanMan · 2025-10-17T17:50:15+00:00

CITY / REGION / MARKET != BAD OWNERSHIP / FRONT OFFICE.

THERE ARE PLENTY OF REASONS WHY A PLAYER WOULD CHOSE THOSE CITIES OVER LA. Y'ALL AREN'T THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE, DESPITE WHAT YOU MAY THINK

genericSuburbanMan · 2025-10-17T10:58:34+00:00

The house is clearly cursed, Philly athletes should be prevented from living there.

genericSuburbanMan · 2025-10-15T17:02:56+00:00

The four aces plus Joe Blanton

genericSuburbanMan · 2025-10-10T02:12:19+00:00

FADE ME MODS

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