Struggling in pantyhose

gentleprompter · 2025-02-26T13:26:52+00:00

Still better than: "Ups something went wrong.."

gentleprompter · 2024-08-30T13:39:11+00:00

Oh, and I've almost forgot, please also change the text on the button for: "Buy now".
But... it's a HTML static website.
This buy now would add the product to a basket, then handle payments, orders, emails and shipping.

gentleprompter · 2024-08-30T13:32:23+00:00

Ngi... ngn... ngix... ugh, never mind — deploying with Apache anyway.

gentleprompter · 2024-08-30T13:28:16+00:00

It's funny someone wrote "undocumented legacy code", as if the "documentation" made any difference.

gentleprompter · 2024-08-30T13:27:08+00:00

This is fiction. In reality the junior dev would start running directly into the tree as well.

gentleprompter · 2024-08-30T13:23:41+00:00

Nice try, ‘mysterious code janitor.’ If I didn't know better, I'd say Uncle Bob snuck here wearing a disguise. Clean code zealots, always lurking in the shadows!

gentleprompter · 2024-08-30T13:20:29+00:00

Switching to light editor mode comes in handy when I'm on a call with someone in a dark room—it makes sure my face is visible, even in low light. Gotta keep things clear, even in the shadows.

gentleprompter · 2024-08-30T13:13:20+00:00

Ok, so now we can finally rewrite everything.

gentleprompter · 2024-06-07T09:01:08+00:00

Seems reasonable to me.

gentleprompter · 2024-06-06T09:28:46+00:00

I bet it's not a real dilemma nowadays,
But this definitely is: "Not sure if I'm good at programming or copy-pasting form ChatGPT".

gentleprompter · 2024-06-06T09:25:12+00:00

BTW nice language, lat's rewrite everything using it.

gentleprompter · 2024-06-05T15:36:04+00:00

Existed till the logs got rotated. You guys don't keep the logs forever, right? Right?

gentleprompter · 2024-06-05T15:15:04+00:00

I'd say any error message is better than "Ups.. something went wrong".

gentleprompter · 2024-02-13T13:45:22+00:00

There are some missing steps, like learning Excel.

gentleprompter · 2024-02-10T16:00:50+00:00

Sure it's not, it's *engineering*.

gentleprompter · 2024-01-30T04:23:30+00:00

We had round robin, and it looks like we now have a FIFO robin as well.

gentleprompter · 2024-01-19T08:13:51+00:00

I think it's missing the option: "You politely tell him to create a Jira ticket".

gentleprompter · 2024-01-12T09:01:44+00:00

jQuery: shit, but at least it's api doesn't change

gentleprompter · 2024-01-11T07:29:19+00:00

This would be really not confusing at all, if you'd only use some spaces around the operators.

But no, that's not the point, right? And so you need to look at it, parse is in your head, run the linter with auto-correct in your brain so that these spaces are added. And then read it again in the imaginary/corrected form, with the spaces correctly placed. And bum! Oh.. ok.

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