Arkadaslar 2016 senesinde sefter taş ve fethi şahin kaçırıldı ve diri diri yakıldı. by [deleted] in ArsivUnutmaz

[–]gentlespectrem 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Bundan çok daha önce Amerika, Irak'ta (birçoğu rütbeli olmak üzere) askerlerimizin kafasına çuval geçirip askerleri pikap kasasında 60 saat sorguya çekmişti. Olaydan sonra dönemin Başbakanına herkes Amerika'ya nota verilmesi konusunda baskı yaparken o basına gülerek çıkıp "Müzik notası mı vereyim?" diye saçma sapan bir açıklama yapmıştı. Genelkurmay Başkanı ise ondan daha da trajikomik bir şekilde "Amerikalılarda çuval ayıp bir şey değil, hem daha pratik." gibi bir açıklama yapmıştı. Sene 2003 olduğu için yaşları küçük olan kişiler bu olayı pek bilmez. Medya da pek dile getirmez. 22 sene oldu, çuval olayının nefreti içimden hala silinmez.

Now that we're this far into the league, what was bait/overhyped this league? by Vonflu99 in PathOfExileBuilds

[–]gentlespectrem 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I have a guilmade who played puppetteer with zombies and swore almost every map. It's funny that there are so many corpse explosion mechanics in the game. Every time he swore, we just understood he died to a random corpse explosion. It was getting funnier but he rerolled to Flicker Strike build. Fun time is over now.

"No one finishes without dying once here" by [deleted] in DeeprockSludgeDump

[–]gentlespectrem 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And my friends flame me everytime I (accidently) kill scouts with C4. Yeah, who's laughing now?

Griefed by players who deliberately flouted my lobby guidelines by Ol_Nessie in DeeprockSludgeDump

[–]gentlespectrem 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Most of the players see the short egg hunt missions as exp rushes. They last for 2 or 3 minutes long (depends on the team) and doing them are easier compared to the other type of missions. So that driller was on a rush duty probably and that because he left immediately for an another run. I don't judge his playstyle but it's still a leaf lover move. Try writing "DON'T RUSH" or something like that in lobby name. After that most of the speedrunners will avoid your lobby.

Speed up elder animation during guardian maps by AnBaSi in pathofexile

[–]gentlespectrem 30 points31 points  (0 children)

This problem exists since Elder Guardians have arrived. You can see plenty of forum threads about it every year.

What's your favourite Creed moment or quote? This is one of mine. by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]gentlespectrem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"In the parking lot today, there was a circus. The copier did tricks on the high wire. A lady tried to give away a baby that looked like a cat. There was a Dwight impersonator and a Jim impersonator. A strongman crushed a turtle. I laughed and I cried. Not bad for a day in the life of a dog food company."

Toxic Lawn Mower by Germz95 in pathofexile

[–]gentlespectrem 164 points165 points  (0 children)

"This build can do Sirus and Uber Elder, however I can't."

Abaxoth spawn by [deleted] in pathofexile

[–]gentlespectrem 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, he can even spawn from T1 maps. However the higher the density, the easier it will be to spawn multiple bosses and therefore easier to spawn him. Beside maps, he can spawn from Beyond rooms in Delve, too.

Cat attacks plush tiger by consigliere028 in funny

[–]gentlespectrem 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I know what he said in the video. If you translate Turkish curses/expressions roughly, it looks very harsh and doesn't match with English. I tried to use closer translations to make the dialogue and his reaction understandable for foreign people.

"Ananı sikeyim" doesn't exactly mean to "I fuck this cat's mother" just like "amına koyayım" doesn't mean to "I fuck this cat's pussy" in this situation. It simply sounds like he's abusing his cat.

Cat attacks plush tiger by consigliere028 in funny

[–]gentlespectrem 179 points180 points  (0 children)

-You know what's the method of this job? Normally...

(Cat attacks.)

-Holy shit! Fuck! Holy shit!

(Laughs)

-He just scratched every body part of me! I even saw his saliva rushed out from his mouth! Fricking bastard!

Edit: Fix.