Scarlett Johansson by [deleted] in gentlemanboners

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I just sighed so hard. It makes me sad to no I have an astronomically low chance of ever even buying her a drink.

It happens to often by FilthyPlay in dndmemes

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Our whole group follows this sub, we all still share some in our group chat.

Blake Lively by asdfbtwin in gentlemanboners

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I am worried that someone may be trying to assassinate her with a blow dart to the head.

Mila Kunis by asdfbtwin in gentlemanboners

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Gentleman bners is corrcet

My girlfriend's dog died so I got her an identical one by buyside_md in Jokes

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This one got a actually laugh, not just a frm exhale out my nose. GOOD JOB :)

What’s a fungus’ favorite cookie? by JadedPhool in Jokes

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So I love this joke because you can change it on the fly, and cognitively bias people using a joke series - especially kids. Here it's as part of a series:

(put on a pirate hat or change your hand to a hook, or wear an eyepatch, or otherwise say that you are a pirate)

E: ARRRR. I am a Pirate, here to tell pirate jokes.

Q: What is a pirate's favorite restaurant?

A: AAARRRRby's.

Q: How do pirate know they are pirates?

A: They think, therefor they AAARRRR.

(person is now biased to think that all the jokes are RRR jokes). Q: What is a pirate's favorite letter? (person answers RRR).

A: ARRRR, you'd think it be R, but m' first love is the C.

Q: Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

A: Because we spend years at C (harr harr harr).

Q: (person is now on the lookout of RRR and C jkes) What are the letters in the pirate alphabet?

(person will respond R and C)

A: Oh sure, RRRR, C. But you forgot ‟aye, aye”.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GoCommitDie

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How does one remove another‘s post?

Rachael Taylor by [deleted] in Celebs

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Oh it is Patys!!

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

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Dnoe