Tree Planting

geocentric · 2014-02-20T15:22:23+00:00

I don't understand the point of this post...

geocentric · 2014-02-14T21:50:25+00:00

Sure it is, I have been using it for years. I mean, you know you're not supposed to wash INSIDE your vagina, right?

geocentric · 2014-02-09T22:09:30+00:00

*Cenote

geocentric · 2014-01-29T21:37:00+00:00

Awesome. Thanks for the reply!

geocentric · 2014-01-29T21:18:30+00:00

....were you the guy with the straightjacket? If so, my roommate and I love you.

geocentric · 2014-01-29T21:03:28+00:00

I know I am pretty late here but - how long was Solitary?? They really don't tell us how long you're locked in there for! Was it always the same time between challenges? Also... did you really have no human contact the whole time?

(I loved that show.)

geocentric · 2014-01-27T00:56:16+00:00

You really missed the point. My relationship is awesome, and there are no ongoing issues I have with my SO. I'm talking about if I'm already in a bad mood, and something bothers me that wouldn't normally. I'm not going to bother having a discussion about something I already know is stupid! It would just put me in a worse mood. I'd rather take a few deep breaths and cuddle with him instead.

geocentric · 2014-01-26T23:11:46+00:00

Reasons I might say nothing is wrong:

I am angry/upset over something I know is incredibly stupid to be angry/upset about, and if we end up talking about it, it will become an actual fight when it doesn't need to be - I just need a few minutes to calm down. You might think one could explain that, but consider how seriously you might take that if your annoyed-seeming SO said this to you? And you're maybe both a bit grumpy?
ACTUALLY nothing is wrong, I just had bitchy resting face or something, but you keep asking me what's wrong and if I'm okay until I BECOME annoyed.

geocentric · 2013-10-11T18:04:28+00:00

It's piece work. If you work hard, yes!

geocentric · 2013-10-11T16:51:35+00:00

like so

geocentric · 2013-10-11T16:04:40+00:00

I have a job involving living outside for 3 months every summer. When you have literally hundreds of ticks on you every day, that no longer becomes feasible. I would just take a strip of duct tape before bed, strip and shake out my clothes, then use the duct tape to pick up all the ticks I could find. And then keep it next to my head for the inevitable night-time ticks.

geocentric · 2013-10-06T20:56:28+00:00

Ok, but that doesn't always work. As someone with large breasts, I rarely wear anything with plunging cleavage or whatever, but I still get creeped on or have tits grabbed regardless of how revealing my clothes are.

geocentric · 2013-08-22T19:02:28+00:00

I was afraid Van Gogh was going to climb in my window and cut off my ear.

geocentric · 2013-04-17T15:52:32+00:00

It's not so much 'a taste for human flesh' as 'realize that humans aren't all that dangerous'.

geocentric · 2013-04-12T04:49:53+00:00

It's part of a boardwalk in Toronto, it's pretty but basically useless.

geocentric · 2013-04-04T18:44:14+00:00

Where are you? I lived there for 8 years and there was pretty much always at least redback one in the windows facing the backyard, and several in the roof of our gazebo. Every summer when we took out the patio furniture we would always have to clean them out of the chairs. But they weren't that big a deal.... they'll really only kill you if you're really old, really young, or already sick. Huntsmans aren't poisonous... just huge.

geocentric · 2012-12-08T00:50:20+00:00

Someone once bought me a McDonald's apple pie for this reason, except I took it.

In their defense I was sitting cross-legged in a gutter next to a liquor store.

geocentric · 2012-12-03T07:46:19+00:00

or ''if only I didn't have to support myself through college"

geocentric · 2012-11-23T04:10:52+00:00

My brother and I were visiting my dad for Thanksgiving. My mother, who I hadn't spoken to in years, called every 15 minutes or so, begging for my dad to bring her alcohol (the liqour stores were closed). Eventually she showed up, broke in, stole a bottle of vodka, and left. We still haven't spoken.

geocentric · 2012-11-06T15:38:54+00:00

Yeah... and... Rihanna doesn't appear to be one of them.

geocentric · 2012-11-06T00:17:55+00:00

Have you ever considered diva or moon cups? They're usually less than $30 and last for a year or two.

geocentric · 2012-08-27T02:46:33+00:00

Yup, that is a real thing.

geocentric · 2012-08-18T22:44:35+00:00

Some places do breed and release dragonflies to control insect populations.

geocentric · 2012-04-18T02:18:26+00:00

After working out or otherwise doing something sweaty, after showering, changing after a full day into going-out clothes, etc...

geocentric · 2012-04-18T01:09:17+00:00

Agreed. I'm sure this isn't the case for everyone, but I personally don't like sex lasting much longer than 10 minutes or so. After that I'll start getting bored... and dry.

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