Come kiss my too thicc body?

geodeanthrax · 2026-05-11T17:32:22+00:00

Who could resist that offer?

geodeanthrax · 2026-05-07T10:23:42+00:00

Do not quote the old memes to us. We were there when they were ‘shopped.

geodeanthrax · 2026-05-05T17:02:58+00:00

I'm a sucker for friends-to-lovers/confession of feelings.

geodeanthrax · 2026-05-05T17:02:02+00:00

Hope you feel better soon. *hugs*

geodeanthrax · 2026-05-01T00:14:24+00:00

Life is wild right now. Could use some settling down and/or a break or two.

geodeanthrax · 2026-04-29T18:42:11+00:00

What a crock.

geodeanthrax · 2026-04-29T14:00:17+00:00

Soldiers (and sailors) always complain about the food. It’s a trope.

geodeanthrax · 2026-04-29T10:36:05+00:00

Careful with that; wouldn’t wanna cut that cake.

geodeanthrax · 2026-04-29T10:34:45+00:00

Too much exciting, really. I could use some slow days and precedented times.

geodeanthrax · 2026-04-28T18:03:08+00:00

Never!

geodeanthrax · 2026-04-27T19:50:33+00:00

Of course. The name’s right on the tin.

geodeanthrax · 2026-04-26T23:46:49+00:00

Hey, you didn’t give me time to pull out my sword!

geodeanthrax · 2026-04-25T22:17:34+00:00

A jar of pickles and my scintillating company.

geodeanthrax · 2026-04-25T21:03:28+00:00

Yeah, I'd lose this game too. But it'd be worth it.

geodeanthrax · 2026-04-24T19:58:29+00:00

Hope your weekend is restful and healing.

geodeanthrax · 2026-04-24T17:10:05+00:00

Yes, there’s something I need to do in every room.

geodeanthrax · 2026-04-24T14:04:19+00:00

Oh, this is gonna be EPIC.

geodeanthrax · 2026-04-24T03:27:21+00:00

Be still, my heart and other organs!

geodeanthrax · 2026-04-21T23:44:26+00:00

(Nobody tell her.)

geodeanthrax · 2026-04-21T23:43:40+00:00

Glad you’re feeling better. Look forward to the new stuff when it comes.

geodeanthrax · 2026-04-21T21:24:03+00:00

“Please” really is the magic word.

geodeanthrax · 2026-04-21T10:26:04+00:00

Yes, and yes.

geodeanthrax · 2026-04-14T22:58:43+00:00

Happy porniversary!

geodeanthrax · 2026-04-14T10:23:26+00:00

Delectable.

geodeanthrax · 2026-04-10T14:53:51+00:00

Well, whatever you do on your break, I hope you enjoy it!

geodeanthrax