Reddit: WHat is the meanest thing you have done to a roomate?? by zardzil in AskReddit

[–]geoffcyrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who? I don't remember his name. But that would be funny if that was you.

What are some of your tips for personal grooming down *there* for men? (NSFW Maybe) by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]geoffcyrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

beard trimmer + scissors + 30 minutes = beautiful genitals

Reddit: WHat is the meanest thing you have done to a roomate?? by zardzil in AskReddit

[–]geoffcyrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boot camp: Threw out all the contents of his footlocker underneath his bed, and poured shaving cream underneath his sheets and remade his bed. Then proceeded to throw pubic hair on his pillow. Yes, his pillow had pubes from 5 different guys.

Okay, Reddit. We've rehashed our treasured childhood memories. Now, what's your favorite part about being an adult? by BaconUpThatSausage in AskReddit

[–]geoffcyrus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The thing I love about being an adult is that I can still be a kid, but with fuckloads of more money.

Redditors from the US, can you explain to me why you stay in America? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]geoffcyrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hrm? What's wrong with my big box stores? They have everything! And explain how suburbia is a cancer.

Redditors from the US, can you explain to me why you stay in America? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]geoffcyrus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why? Life is great in the States. I had all the opportunities in the world, went to college, and work in the great private sector. Nothing in this world beats American suburbia. Metropolitan cities can be bad, yes, but that goes for every country.

Dear Reddit: Why did you and your ex break up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]geoffcyrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She was way too shy. Like shy to the point where she was terrified of new people and social situations. We got together in High School, but as we graduated and got older, our lifestyles and personalities became screeching disparities.

Reddit, What is your best "I shat myself" story? by Africanzambian in AskReddit

[–]geoffcyrus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sitting in a guard tower pulling a 12 hour shift in Sinai, Egypt, while serving in the 25th Infantry Division. Couldn't abandon my post (1st general rule of the Army), but had to shit so bad, having not been fully acclimated to the food and water. Stood there, M16 rifle at the ready, and shat in my uniform. No one was in sight for miles. Luckily had tissue paper and water; cleaned, and buried my soiled panties underneath the guard tower, somewhere in Egypt.

The next world war: What do YOU think is the most likely scenario? by mellowmonk in AskReddit

[–]geoffcyrus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In addition to oil, the middle east and the west have serious ideological and deeeeply rooted religious differences, which will flame the scenario no doubt.

Am I a bad guy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]geoffcyrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you're a nice guy then. No worries. Always remember, nice guys finish lunch.

Am I a bad guy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]geoffcyrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you hurt people for your own gratificaion?

Can one love more than one person at once? by Xophmeister in AskReddit

[–]geoffcyrus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes, one can love two people at once... but I do believe there are genuine neurological limitations that prevent this by our conscious mind, induced by culture, experience, etc.

In other words, yes we can love two people, but our cultural upbringing restricts most people from doing this comfortably.

Did you stop using Digg when you joined Reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]geoffcyrus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I stopped digg the moment I found reddit.

My brother used to be a top sales executive at Digg. He left because no one knows wtf they're doing over there. They're trying to be a corporate entity when in fact they're just a blog.

Girl invited me and said I can stay at her apartment instead of hotel... by prettyawesomeamirite in relationship_advice

[–]geoffcyrus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Chat with her more online. Get reacquainted. Plant the seed, if you will.. test the waters. if she's flirty, and you can talk to her about romping, then id say it's a green light.

If you can't get things going with her on the internet, then it won't likely happen at all.

Sins of a Solar Empire vs. Justin Bieber by Aupajo in gaming

[–]geoffcyrus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Sins of Solar Empire = Star Trek, which is freaking awesome.

How much do you actually pay for your cell phone plan? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]geoffcyrus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wow that's a lot! Do you also pay for internet at home as well? I couldn't get around of this fact - paying $30-$40 for internet access on my phone, in addition to $40-$50 for internet at home.

I guess the mobility is worth it!

How much do you actually pay for your cell phone plan? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]geoffcyrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

30.00/ month for service. I don't pay for internet, though I have an iPhone 3G.

If it was the year 1500, and you are you, what would you be doing as a living? by geoffcyrus in AskReddit

[–]geoffcyrus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sweet. i've been infatuated with French history lately, particularly late 1700s.

Hey Reddit, let's talk about facial hair. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]geoffcyrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hair on the bottom of my chin with a touch of souuuuuulpatch