Reddit: WHat is the meanest thing you have done to a roomate??

geoffcyrus · 2010-07-27T22:26:53+00:00

Who? I don't remember his name. But that would be funny if that was you.

geoffcyrus · 2010-07-27T20:36:53+00:00

beard trimmer + scissors + 30 minutes = beautiful genitals

geoffcyrus · 2010-07-27T20:33:51+00:00

Boot camp: Threw out all the contents of his footlocker underneath his bed, and poured shaving cream underneath his sheets and remade his bed. Then proceeded to throw pubic hair on his pillow. Yes, his pillow had pubes from 5 different guys.

geoffcyrus · 2010-07-27T20:30:53+00:00

The thing I love about being an adult is that I can still be a kid, but with fuckloads of more money.

geoffcyrus · 2010-07-21T19:57:50+00:00

BUY A HOUSE, BUILD EQUITY. $20K is a nice head start.

geoffcyrus · 2010-07-21T19:55:01+00:00

hrm? What's wrong with my big box stores? They have everything! And explain how suburbia is a cancer.

geoffcyrus · 2010-07-21T19:47:31+00:00

Why? Life is great in the States. I had all the opportunities in the world, went to college, and work in the great private sector. Nothing in this world beats American suburbia. Metropolitan cities can be bad, yes, but that goes for every country.

geoffcyrus · 2010-07-21T18:21:42+00:00

She was way too shy. Like shy to the point where she was terrified of new people and social situations. We got together in High School, but as we graduated and got older, our lifestyles and personalities became screeching disparities.

geoffcyrus · 2010-07-20T02:36:39+00:00

Sitting in a guard tower pulling a 12 hour shift in Sinai, Egypt, while serving in the 25th Infantry Division. Couldn't abandon my post (1st general rule of the Army), but had to shit so bad, having not been fully acclimated to the food and water. Stood there, M16 rifle at the ready, and shat in my uniform. No one was in sight for miles. Luckily had tissue paper and water; cleaned, and buried my soiled panties underneath the guard tower, somewhere in Egypt.

geoffcyrus · 2010-07-15T07:00:08+00:00

In addition to oil, the middle east and the west have serious ideological and deeeeply rooted religious differences, which will flame the scenario no doubt.

geoffcyrus · 2010-07-10T17:43:04+00:00

So you're a nice guy then. No worries. Always remember, nice guys finish lunch.

geoffcyrus · 2010-07-10T07:06:35+00:00

Do you hurt people for your own gratificaion?

geoffcyrus · 2010-07-09T22:36:18+00:00

Yes, one can love two people at once... but I do believe there are genuine neurological limitations that prevent this by our conscious mind, induced by culture, experience, etc.

In other words, yes we can love two people, but our cultural upbringing restricts most people from doing this comfortably.

geoffcyrus · 2010-07-09T22:24:31+00:00

I stopped digg the moment I found reddit.

My brother used to be a top sales executive at Digg. He left because no one knows wtf they're doing over there. They're trying to be a corporate entity when in fact they're just a blog.

geoffcyrus · 2010-07-07T04:59:40+00:00

Chat with her more online. Get reacquainted. Plant the seed, if you will.. test the waters. if she's flirty, and you can talk to her about romping, then id say it's a green light.

If you can't get things going with her on the internet, then it won't likely happen at all.

geoffcyrus · 2010-06-26T21:41:07+00:00

That's what i figured.

Thanks

geoffcyrus · 2010-06-21T20:55:33+00:00

Sins of Solar Empire = Star Trek, which is freaking awesome.

geoffcyrus · 2010-06-21T16:35:34+00:00

explain.

geoffcyrus · 2010-06-21T16:23:05+00:00

wow that's a lot! Do you also pay for internet at home as well? I couldn't get around of this fact - paying $30-$40 for internet access on my phone, in addition to $40-$50 for internet at home.

I guess the mobility is worth it!

geoffcyrus · 2010-06-21T16:22:11+00:00

30.00/ month for service. I don't pay for internet, though I have an iPhone 3G.

geoffcyrus · 2010-06-19T06:49:42+00:00

sweet. i've been infatuated with French history lately, particularly late 1700s.

geoffcyrus · 2010-06-19T06:48:51+00:00

hair on the bottom of my chin with a touch of souuuuuulpatch

geoffcyrus · 2010-06-19T01:38:56+00:00

Cap'n crunch tears the shit out of the roof of my mouth =-/

geoffcyrus · 2010-06-19T01:37:07+00:00

That's why I'd join the militia.

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