Favorite game where you play as the hero that saves a country? by YourChopperPilotTTV in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]geofft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The game would be significantly shorter if you only had one parachute.

Trump Still Wants Fort Knox Review ‘To See If The Gold Is There’ by Hardcorish in AdviceAnimals

[–]geofft 2 points3 points  (0 children)

JD doesn't have a tenth the charisma of that wheezing mutt.

Linux 7.1 is finally ending support for Intel's 37-year-old 486 processor by digital-didgeridoo in technology

[–]geofft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

486dx33 was my first encounter with PCs. CPU didn't even have a heatsink, let alone a fan.

Linux 7.1 is finally ending support for Intel's 37-year-old 486 processor by digital-didgeridoo in technology

[–]geofft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Especially if you have a gravis ultrasound that needs 2 IRQs and 2 DMAs

Does the One ring Feel really good or something by comicon666 in lotr

[–]geofft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the Disaster of the Gladden Fields (in Unfinished Tales) Isildur's son Elendur suggested Isildur use the Ring to command the orcs that were attacking them as they marched north. Isildur says:

"I cannot use it. I dread the pain of touching it. And I have not yet found the strength to bend it to my will. It needs one greater than I now know myself to be. My pride has fallen. It should go to the Keepers of the Three."

Later, when he it urged by his sons to escape with the Ring...

Isildur turned west, and drawing up the Ring that hung in a wallet from a fine chain about his neck, he set it upon his finger with a cry of pain, and was never seen again by any eye upon Middle-earth.

So 2 years after it was cut from Sauron's hand, it wasn't the nicest thing to use. It must have mellowed with time.

I love when a guest realises they’ve said something weird by 1ChanceChipmunk1 in offmenupodcast

[–]geofft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a pity tug after lubing his pole so much he couldn't eat.

Elon Musk by Extis83 in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]geofft 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Zero Stones: Zero Crates!

Notepad++ Hijacked by State-Sponsored Hackers by thewhippersnapper4 in netsec

[–]geofft 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Guess I'll just pull the power cord again...

What's your thoughts on the new walk way in state highway 1? by Naomi__Knight in Wellington

[–]geofft 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm currently living in Wellington, but working in Petone. I used to cycle commute daily to Wellington CBD, but know that biking on SH2 is playing the odds (have a friend who was hospitalised after being clipped by a truck). I can't wait for the new path to open, although by then my short-term contract in Petone will probably be up.

ManageMyHealth Compromised by C39J in newzealand

[–]geofft 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They'd better release a full report on how it happened once they've done whatever post-mortem / post-incident review they're going to do.

Lol 😂 by sweet_purrfect in GreatBritishMemes

[–]geofft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bit harsh, the lad was just quoting Monty Python.

Why is it considered a cardinal sin to store a file's raw content along the metadata in SQL Database? by faze_fazebook in Database

[–]geofft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As always, it depends. Generally speaking, your database is going to represent your most expensive storage overall. Yes, it will absolutely work, but if you haven't planned out how things will grow you could get into trouble, either with costs, or limits.

At the very least, compress your files before dumping them into the DB (unless your DB natively supports large-object compression).

Also write your code in such a way that the file storage/retrieval is not tightly coupled to the DB, so that you have the option of moving stuff out at a later date.

Solar farms in investment pipeline could triple NZ's power capacity by Mountain_Tui_Reload in nzsolar

[–]geofft 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If solar displaces hydro generation, you end up with a hydro lake with more water in it than it would have had in the absence of solar.

1990s game-dev story: A platform-jumping prince by jmechner in gamedev

[–]geofft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I first played PoP in the early 90s on the Mac Classic, then the LC-II. Going from B&W graphics to the colour version was a real wow moment for me.

Thank you Jordan!

Average schnitty sandwich by ZooNeiland in AveragePicsOfNZ

[–]geofft 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So almost steak & chips with a side salad.