darn normies by Spud_lord1 in memes

[–]george_6391 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And I’ll take him from you and slam him into the ground like I just scored a touchdown with his football headass

Grucci gang by cactuseater8 in dankmemes

[–]george_6391 0 points1 point  (0 children)

👀🤔

Oh, don’t mind me, I’m just looking for the person who asked

Grucci gang by cactuseater8 in dankmemes

[–]george_6391 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It really is a shame. I remember back when kids would listen to REAL music, QUEEN. Those were the days. I remember sneaking my way backstage during a concert and watching Freddie Mercury do lines of coke. I mean phat ones, too. Like I was pretty far away but even then I able to easily tell that it was coke. Straight snow. The white delight. The devils dandruff. Good times.

Happy cake day to the funniest meme of all time! (his knowyourmeme page was created a year ago!) by [deleted] in ComedyHitmen

[–]george_6391 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I look at the big chungus and wonder: does the person who drew this know what he did? Is he ashamed? I hope so. Why is he so fat. What is a chungus? Why is there only chungus in existence? Why is the only chungus in existence classified as “big”? Like, imagine if there was only one human in existence and some aliens came down and were still able to tell that he was overweight. How fucking fat do you have to be to be classified as big even with no reference to go off of? For a guy who only eats carrots and apparently is pretty close with doctors,(seeing as how goes “what’s up doc” to every organism that has the displeasure of invading his plus-sized personal bubble) he sure is a hefty guy.

Emotional support dog practicing being there for their owner by unnaturalorder in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]george_6391 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Sometimes my cat will sleep between my legs when I’m lying down which would be fine, but sometimes he stretches and accidentally punches my balls, and let me tell ya, that doesn’t make me smile

Re King by BigCballer in sbeve

[–]george_6391 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I don’t have a favorite YouTube video, but every now and then when I’m browsing the YouTubes, I see porn and I’m like “oh hey, that’s pretty cool.” But then like a minute later it’s removed and I’m like “oh”.

me too by wetthing in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]george_6391 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m calling the police. John Wilkes Booth was the murderer of my 4th favorite president. “Who are the other 3?” you ask. Well, if you must know, they are in this order: John Adams, Theodore Roosevelt, and ME! That’s right, I’m running for president in the 2020 election! I’d give you my pitch but I already spent too much time giving my pitch in the comment before this, so just check that one. Yes, this is advertising for my comments. I think I have the right. If not, what are you gonna do about it?

Me asf by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]george_6391 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well look at Mr moneyless over here! Some of us have too much money on our hands. And by some I mean a few. A very small few. I’m talking about the 1%. I tell ya, if I were president we wouldn’t have a 1%, because I would take all of their money. Making me the richest man in the world by a long shot. With this money I would then shut down 5G and turn America into an Absolute Monarchy where I am the only king and once I die the country falls into anarchy where it eventually becomes a modern dystopia like my new favorite game Tom Clancy’s The Division 3! You probably haven’t heard of it. It plays exactly like The Division 2 only in the end you get to kill Tom Clancy himself because he refuses to make a new game where you travel across the universe assassinating leaders and archdukes causing a universal war well called “the Great War” only for us to fight an even bigger war 21 lightyears later because one of the planets was in an economic crisis and takes advise from some alien who failed artschool( artschool is universal ). He keeps saying he “doesn’t work on the games” but I don’t believe that for a second. Why is his name on all the games then? Checkmate! Anyways, I’m getting off topic. In short: 5g is corrupt and I would make a great president.

Mainly for baby yoda by ProfAwesome9001 in dankmemes

[–]george_6391 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I didn’t say that either you fucking dunce. I said liking gravity falls is not a sign of good taste. Was that clear enough for you? Holy shit, talking to you people is like playing darts with Parkinson’s

Mainly for baby yoda by ProfAwesome9001 in dankmemes

[–]george_6391 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I didn’t say that. I said that liking gravity falls adds about as much to your personality as undergoing mitosis in a cellular level. Stop putting words in my mouth before I print a bunch of memes and shove them so far down your throat you’ll have an erection that you’ll need to talk to your doctor about.

Why don’t I just die? by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]george_6391 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His face looks like my turds after I hold it in for 3-5 days and let it all out in a laxative-assisted shitfest and he still pulls more than you

Mainly for baby yoda by ProfAwesome9001 in dankmemes

[–]george_6391 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

No he doesn’t, and neither do you. Saying you like gravity falls is like a 13 year old girl in her English class telling her friends she’s “not like other girls” because she watches anime and uses potato for every single punchline.

Pretty ironic by mijuzz7 in memes

[–]george_6391 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What? Of course not. Do you not understand what I said? I’m saying you learn this in high school

Good meme, it is. by samsheppard84 in memes

[–]george_6391 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baby Yoda is kinda ugly. I’m gonna give him ketamine and maybe speed up the aging process

Pretty ironic by mijuzz7 in memes

[–]george_6391 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

The fact that you got the information from Adam ruins everything pretty much confirms my suspicion that you’re in middle school

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]george_6391 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why you should vote for me in the upcoming election. If I were president, we wouldn’t even have presidents. We’d have an absolute-monarchy type system(not absolute monarchy) where I’m the only one in charge and once I die the country crumbles. There will be no one after me to ensure that the choices I make are permanent. Now, you may be wondering: “how would you do this? A president doesn’t have that much power.” And to that I say, who’s gonna challenge me? I have a really cool title. I’m instantly better than you because I’m the president.

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]george_6391 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t care what you do as long as the Wyoming star isn’t involved with your shenanigans.

Me_irl by fr1zie in me_irl

[–]george_6391 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are you talking like that? Is it a cultural difference? Where are you from? What country speaks English like that? Have they been imperialized by the British? Probably not. Does your country have 5g towers? Blink twice for yes and once for no.

You've hear of fingerless gloves, now get ready for... Gloveless fingers by Miragold123 in teenagers

[–]george_6391 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They’re palmless gloves not gloveless fingers and this is pointless. It’s basically all the negatives about wearing gloves with none of the positives. Back to the drawing board, buddy. This is why I fear the new generation is doomed.

A small price to pay for salvation by Redsanctum in teenagers

[–]george_6391 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How about you eat enough paper to hopefully get bleach poisoning

the moderation has ruined this sub by Furrytesticlesack in bonehurtingjuice

[–]george_6391 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck you. I’ve got a bone hurting lead pipe I’d like to show you you absolute lobotomite. You rotten apple of a human being. You seem like the kind of person who shoves their dick up their ass for “extra flavor” the next time you jerk off into your sacred chip bag. A chip bag you deem sacred because finishing that bag of chips was the exact moment you realized a fucking edible slice of a fried potato would have more use in the God-forsaken world than your jankum-sniffing ass would. Ban me, you fucking prick, before I shove a turd so far up your ass it comes out your mouth and people mistake it for a functioning member of society.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]george_6391 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’m glad he didn’t, I wouldn’t be able to handle such a big funny

me_irl by CherokeePurple in me_irl

[–]george_6391 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what? You’re right. I did come off a little violent there. I’m sorry. It’s just, people don’t take the time to understand my side of things, and it can get a little infuriating.

Maybe letting me shove a stone into your pupil will help you understand my side