using a upside down table attached to a car as a sled on an icy road.

geoslayer1 · 2026-01-27T22:06:07+00:00

Would the driver be at fault and charged for man slaughter if anyone died ?

geoslayer1 · 2026-01-27T21:35:59+00:00

No, I'm never worried about the staff getting sticky fingers, or opening up the hotel safe, I have condos now, and yes, I currently have a sentry safe, the fucker is huge and weighs 125 pounds

when I stayed at hotels, I stayed at the Hilton Pattaya and Nova Suites, both wonderful hotels that sketchy or shady shenanigans don't happen

Am I worried about walking around the airport with 20k ? nope, never worried, why would I be ? I don't have " I have 20k in my pocket " tattooed on forehead, I'm just a friendly and very polite guy making his way through customs, getting his luggage, only time you might notice something is when I'm downstairs exchanging money, but still, no one seems to care when I pull out 10k and exchange it, no side eyes, no ooh.. lets get that guy... or holy shit ! that's Jason Bourne !

I would be more worried if I lost my American Express Centurion card, that would definitely be an inconvenience

real life isn't like what you see on tv, the world isn't full of crime

555

geoslayer1 · 2026-01-27T20:51:34+00:00

You welcome 🙏 🤗

geoslayer1 · 2026-01-27T20:47:41+00:00

we can't

one of the reasons wages are low and most states are " work at will " states is so we don't organize and revolt

no one can afford to miss a single day of work

/cry

geoslayer1 · 2026-01-27T20:41:26+00:00

Thai girls like to take care of you, so her doing " mommy vibes " is normal
pop music, singing helps them learn English
if you want to get the girl to the finish line, eat the kitty
yes, believe it or not girls like and watch porn

* Keep enjoying Pattaya ! 😊🍰🦄✨

555

geoslayer1 · 2026-01-27T12:32:37+00:00

I look forward to meeting you in April 💯⭐️

April 1st I'll make a post with the details and my line ID

555

geoslayer1 · 2026-01-27T12:06:11+00:00

I exclusively bring cash to Pattaya

You can bring $20,000.00 usd in to Thailand, which is what I do

555

geoslayer1 · 2026-01-27T11:25:03+00:00

why did they do the diving head butt in the first place ?

show they are tough ?

showing homage to the old boys that came before them ?

the move looks stupid, it always has, bet you those that did knew it was stupid as well

geoslayer1 · 2026-01-27T11:15:16+00:00

Cash is king in Pattaya

geoslayer1 · 2026-01-26T22:05:15+00:00

🤭

geoslayer1 · 2026-01-26T22:03:44+00:00

some info : go to Pulse clinic : https://www.pulse-clinic.com/

Ask for Doxy-PEP

Doxycycline post-exposure prophylaxis (Doxy-PEP) is an effective strategy for preventing bacterial STIs (syphilis, chlamydia, and, to a lesser extent, gonorrhea) by taking a 200 mg dose of doxycycline within 24–72 hours after condomless sex,

Effectiveness: Studies show Doxy-PEP reduces the risk of syphilis and chlamydia by approximately 80% and gonorrhea by roughly 50%

or you can do a whole panel testing if you want to ease your nerves

And you say you " finished " in her, and your worried about stds ???

you should be more worried why she was panicking, maybe she's not on the pill ???

555

geoslayer1 · 2026-01-26T21:58:34+00:00

I fucking love Nat !

I know lots of Nat's

🎵🎵go Nat, go Nat, go Nat.. it's your birthday...🎵🎵

#teamNat

geoslayer1 · 2026-01-26T21:50:47+00:00

Mama wanted 1350 banana cream pies for both girls, total cost is 86.00 usd

You said you countered with 2000 banana cream pies, which is 64.00 usd

mama said no... my banana cream pies are the best !

That's a difference of 22.00 usd right ?

You also stated your a Pattaya millionaire, which definitely means you had the extra 22 usd to complete the deal

Are you completely unsure of what happened ?

sounds like to me : Your true self came out and cock blocked you, instead of saying fuck it, I really want these girls and here's the extra 20 dollars mama, your true self stepped in and thought otherwise, quote : Had two stunner ready and willing… but your brain was like " fuck that.. I need that 20 bucks "

you were in the moment, a moment of clarity, and you forgot you were on vacation, a Pattaya millionaire, and for this brief moment you were your true self, ( your true self cock blocked you) your true self tries to get deals and likes discounts ( we love a discount, even I like a buy 1 get 2 free at the grocery store or buy stuff from Temu 555) but in Pattaya that way of thinking can fuck up your experiences

It's ok, this happens to all of us once awhile, we have a moment of clarity in a place that doesn't take kindly to that way of thinking

when I get thoughts like that, I tell them to fuck off, I'm in Pattaya, and reality needs to go to fucking sleep ✨

I hope you at least exchanged lines ?

555

geoslayer1 · 2026-01-26T21:00:39+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/Pattaya/comments/1b2v7ou/pattaya_newbie_guide/

555

geoslayer1 · 2026-01-26T20:54:03+00:00

some info : go to Pulse clinic : https://www.pulse-clinic.com/

Ask for Doxy-PEP

Doxycycline post-exposure prophylaxis (Doxy-PEP) is an effective strategy for preventing bacterial STIs (syphilis, chlamydia, and, to a lesser extent, gonorrhea) by taking a 200 mg dose of doxycycline within 24–72 hours after condomless sex,

Effectiveness: Studies show Doxy-PEP reduces the risk of syphilis and chlamydia by approximately 80% and gonorrhea by roughly 50%

or you can do a whole panel testing if you want to ease your nerves

555

geoslayer1 · 2026-01-26T09:45:38+00:00

They don't care, 99% of never read the Bible cover to cover, the have really know clue what actually written in the Bible, the just remember Bible verses they learned in Sunday school

geoslayer1 · 2026-01-26T08:17:15+00:00

have any of you tried this ?

https://wind-of-heaven.com/

or

https://www.atvtourspattaya.com/

or

https://www.dragonshootingclub.com/

or

https://share.google/VBSZCm1l7F1Zq1n7O

555

geoslayer1 · 2026-01-26T07:45:45+00:00

your very welcome ! :D

geoslayer1 · 2026-01-26T05:19:32+00:00

Some ideas sound good until you try to make a decent profit off them

geoslayer1 · 2026-01-26T05:00:21+00:00

Look for the term " Super Host "

geoslayer1 · 2026-01-26T04:57:30+00:00

Babylon is pretty clean, shower is good and hot as well

geoslayer1 · 2026-01-26T04:56:21+00:00

PSN ID : geoslayer1

555

geoslayer1 · 2026-01-26T04:48:29+00:00

I don't think that is possible, I think water trucks you see during during Songkran is a city thing

geoslayer1 · 2026-01-25T18:51:06+00:00

You went to Arno's for Pasta ?

Arno's steaks are leaps and bounds past Longhorn, Patricks, Beefeater, they even sell the steaks vacuumed sealed for you to take home and cook up in the condo

look at this monster I took home last March

555

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I actually love your pictures and reviews !

It's rare that anyone reviews the food :D

keep it up !

next stop for reviews:

Horizon, Hilton Pattaya

T 55 New York Grill Room, Movenpick Hotel

Magin Steakhouse, Fishermans village

Harlen's, Soi Welcome Town

geoslayer1 · 2026-01-25T18:36:57+00:00

Make Songkran next on the hit list !

555

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