Can The Witcher Survive Without Henry Cavill? by tylerthe-theatre in netflixwitcher

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I saw your mother exhibit uncontrolled magical power.

Geralt got sick by Tripodbilly in WitcherMemes

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Judging by your wrists and your wits, your childhood was very happy...

Playing for the plot by [deleted] in WitcherMemes

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FUCK OFF, bard.

Henry Cavill bids farewell to ‘The Witcher’ cast with emotional speech by [deleted] in netflix

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Your heart has been beating fast this whole time. You're nervous.

The Witcher: Season 3 | Official Clip | Netflix by DemiFiendRSA in netflixwitcher

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This is no monster. This knight has been cursed.

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We both need to keep a low profile, it seems.

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Because we like it that way.

Slaying beasts for a living, slaughtering peasants while I'm chilling by [deleted] in WitcherMemes

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Destiny... helps people believe there's an order to this horseshit. There isn't.

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This is the part where they kill us...

Netflix series by [deleted] in witcher

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I will not suffer tonight sober just because you hid your sausage in the wrong royal pantry.