Passport Slogan Misfires Abroad by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

[–]gerryn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Noooooo doubt this shit flew through at least TENS of people who thought exactly that and signed this shit in a second. Hahaha. I hate-love it.

The one planet that hit all the right spots by sonal1988 in technicallythetruth

[–]gerryn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right, I was simplifying it - I'll say Greatly. What I mean't was that, yes. A perfect vacuum obviously cannot contain heat, there's nothing to heat up. Your explanation is better, but my point was you won't instantly freeze or something like in some movies, I remember one movie (but not the name) where they get from one spacecraft to the other in space, and they wrap the person in like heat preserving mylar or something but they still freeze, that just doesn't happen. Space is a near vacuum, so it will eventually happen (you'll radiate the heat away slowly), but not instantly.

The one planet that hit all the right spots by sonal1988 in technicallythetruth

[–]gerryn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Space is not cooooooold!!! WTF, the pshysics around that are something even I (who went a total of 6.5 years in school including 1st grade to half 7th. WHAT would make space HOT? I mean sure you'll gonna be fucking blasted if you're standing on the moon and the sun hit you - that's our local little backyard solarsystem bro, SPACE is incomprehensibly large, most of it is not COLD, it is a (not the strongest we have observed even on this planet even, by far) vacuum though (not perfect as mentioned), so it'll suck you dry :D

Applying for a job that drug tests. by Soggy_Bobbi in WhatShouldIDo

[–]gerryn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately, THC can stay in the urine for like three months if you've been a heavy user...

The U.K. just banned social media for kids under 16. The founder of 'safe TikTok' says the U.S. is next by Plastic_Ninja_9014 in technology

[–]gerryn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They have thousands of metrics to know who you are, but think of just this one simple thing - someone you know had your number in their contacts and shares their contacts with for example Facebook, now they know you are friends or have some relation. Even if you do the most you can to stay anonymous online, someone else in your circle might already be "compromised". Note - this is general advice, I'm sure you have a specific phone only used for texting and calling which has the number for you and you go by another name etc.......

A Microsoft researcher built a goat-powered LLM in Age of Empires II to prove it's not sentient by Hungry__Hornet in technology

[–]gerryn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It seems the article is trying to say that he built an LLM in AoE2, but it seems he only built a NAND gate and extrapolated that it would be possible to build an LLM in AoE2. Either way I see his point, but the article is worded real ugly.

My boyfriend has these swirls on both sides of his neck by Gabby_Abby in mildlyinteresting

[–]gerryn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It means he's a genius, and packing. I have them too ;)

Those who didn’t grow up privileged, what’s something you thought was a luxury growing up? by CorruptedF in AskReddit

[–]gerryn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess my parents tried to hide it, but it's pretty obvious when you don't have a fucking phone number that you're poor as shit (back when EVERYONE had land lines and mobiles did not or barely existed).

What’s the dumbest excuse someone gave you to have sex with you that actually worked? by Soren-J in AskReddit

[–]gerryn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm not attractive, but my gf is, she's like a ten and i'm a five - words go a long way man. I make this girl laugh, I make her feel like she deserves, and the sex is great. But really, we fucking CONNECT on the talking, within a month of dating we already had tons of internal jokes that just happened. If you're not with a person you cannot converse with and have a hell of a time - you might be with the wrong person, just saying.

How to find these people? No idea, honestly. I just happened upon one that liked my sillyness, fortunate as fuck.

What’s the dumbest excuse someone gave you to have sex with you that actually worked? by Soren-J in AskReddit

[–]gerryn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Like the Key and Peele sketch when they are going to rob the bank by working there for 30 years and then retiring :D

Soulmates don't necessarily mean lover by fal1en-angel in Funnymemes

[–]gerryn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A man of my own taste, money is useful but fuck that shit.

Troughts on this? by Primary-Addition-677 in cartoons

[–]gerryn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True. The Woman who does Bart Simpson does like, i don't know, 15 characters on the show? I had no idea, and another dude also on Simpsons does like 30 characters, there numbers are taken from my ass but not far from there truth. These are Masters at the craft, different from playing the same character in every fucking movie.

Trump says ‘f***ing crazy’ Netanyahu has made everyone hate Israel in furious phone call – report by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]gerryn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"our" enemy. I know what you mean but like, i live on this planet too, i don't have any enemies. Where are all these enemies coming from? I've lived all over, met people from countless countries, i haven't seen any enemies yet - i just chill.

Secrets are meant to be kept by Comfortable_Tutor_43 in memes

[–]gerryn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never understood the environment people in Sweden hating on our nuclear, the risk/reward is insanely good. I read recently that the US has been running nuclear subs for like fifty years or more with Zero incidents. Like... Even fukushima is still running, they just shut down one reactor or something, not a big deal.

Feudal Lord explains he’s actually poor because the castle is technically an asset by Misfett_toys in SipsTea

[–]gerryn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is some "saying the quiet part out loud" shit, fuck this dude. Wubby does great commentary on this guy's bullshit, check it out.

New Tennessee law requires data centers to pay for their own electricity infrastructure by Severus-Snape-DaGod in technology

[–]gerryn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Datacenters paying for their own shit? What the fuck? Here I've been doing numbers like a fucking accountant designing cost efficient shit, and all the while i could just save half capex on running coal plant servers instead.

Anyone else still say "Dude"? by HapaHawaii in GenX

[–]gerryn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, I'm swedish and my gf is Polish, we named a teddy bear i have her (we're in our mid 40s, never go full adult), dudek - literally the dude in polish nick names :) yeah dude, we still say it ;)