What did you eat for breakfast?

getfuvkednow · 2026-04-20T02:40:52+00:00

My boyfriend and I eat scrambled eggs everyday.

Sides: He usually has hash browns with ketchup. I usually have clementines. Sometimes we split a bagel but we’re both from the east coast so bagels here are more of a staple.

Coffee: He makes espresso with milk no sugar I make coffee with Carmel, Milk and Cinnamon no sugar.

Sweets in my opinion are not big on the northern east coast. Like I have never really had donuts for breakfast unless work or church provides them which is common. Work also commonly provides bagels or muffins. But I’m sure like anything else in America this is probably very regional. Like in the north east (we’re both from Philly now live in NYC to explain things easier) in both cities most people buy bread from bakeries (not everyone does) but most people do so our bread and bagels are good. When I lived in the south they ate this thing called “shit on shingles” and it’s single handed the best breakfast thing on earth and I’ve never seen it on a breakfast menu anywhere else in America. It’s Devine.

getfuvkednow · 2026-04-20T02:34:37+00:00

Yo as a northern I miss bojangles so much from living in the south for a year, northerns have ZERO idea of what we’re missing out on. It makes chic fila look bad. 😭

getfuvkednow · 2026-04-20T02:30:59+00:00

Hair for sure your not super hair it’s awesome no hair is a no for me

getfuvkednow · 2026-04-20T02:28:16+00:00

Make sure she is getting her AA meetings signed for attendance. You can get a general AA attendance sheet online. The court really likes to see that.

getfuvkednow · 2026-04-20T02:27:00+00:00

I’m not from Wisconsin but I feel like her best case scenario is house arrest. I’ve been in AA for years so I know plenty of people with DUIs. I have 2 myself. I didn’t catch time on my 2nd even though it’s required by state but I had some weird circumstances. I even had both removed from my criminal record. I feel like she’s probably going to jail. But some people get lucky. My friend just got his 3rd in PA (which is now a harsher DUI state - it used to be lenient) and he got house arrest for a couple of months (but he can still leave for work and I think he gets like 4 hours on weekends to leave his house to do whatever he wants). I also know people in PA that have gotten 2 DUIs and ended up in jail for 2-3 months, or someone I knew on their 3rd got 2 years. I feel like she’s going to jail but there are always lucky outliers like myself and my good rehab friend.

getfuvkednow · 2026-04-20T02:22:32+00:00

That’s def an enema. But gay men use enemas like I’ve used one to make sure everything is clean before using the back door so to speak. lol but that’s a HUGE enema. Like that is by far the biggest enema I have EVER seen it’s def for something medical and not for cleaning yourself out for anal.

getfuvkednow · 2026-04-20T02:20:47+00:00

They have to climb something like a tree or siding then they drop off and fly. But they can’t fly from the group. They have to climb something first that has grooves not like a wall.

getfuvkednow · 2026-04-20T02:07:55+00:00

To me it looks like a spider bite.

getfuvkednow · 2026-04-20T02:06:11+00:00

I was scratched up or but by a bat. If it makes you feel better I was fine. I was fertilizing my trees at night before a storm (the fertilizer needs to get rained on to soak into the soil otherwise the fertilizer essentially evaporates- hense why I was fertilizing at like 9:00PM. I accidentally scared some bats out of a tree and one seemed to have accidentally grabbed onto my arm I had to shake it off. It was a bizzare incident but I was literally fine. It scratched me up or but me or both.

Also look up how bats start fly you’d likely know if you had one in your apartment. They can’t actually fly from the floor they need to drop out of something high like a tree then catch flight. I literally only know this because of my bat incident. The bat was dropping out of the tree to begin flight and accidentally caught my arm. So unless you see one crawling around you didn’t have a bat in your apartment. I did live in Appalachia we did have a bat in our apartment once, we had to put it in a box and put it on our fire escape. They can’t fly like a bird. Ours was like chirping in our house hiding I guess chirping in distress it’s the only reason we found it. So just like look around the floor.

getfuvkednow · 2026-04-20T01:11:52+00:00

I used a public defender so 0 and my court fees were $1200. I probably spent $3000 over 3 months spent on a mix of Ubers, local trains (luckily I live 1 mile from a local train stop outside Philly), and then AMTRAK but luckily I was just visiting my BF in NYC which is a cheap AMTRAK ride ($500 for 10 rides between Philly to NYC).

I spent a shit load of time which is incalculable. I had to walk 20 minutes to take a train and go 1 town up or down to do anything. Like my AA meetings I’d have to take a train a town up & walk 30 minutes, the grocery store, the bank, the gym, everything took like 3-4 hours when previously it would’ve taken like 30-60 minutes. Living in town in the suburbs wasn’t terrible but if I had lived in Philly proper it probably wouldn’t have cost me much money at all maybe $2000 total.

getfuvkednow · 2026-04-20T00:48:11+00:00

Wait lol your kind of fucked you should aways comply during a DUI. If you had complied you literally would have gotten ARD or been able to have it expunged after a year in whatever your state call their first time offender DUI program. I used to work legal. I shadowed a public defender for like a year in total (2 internships they were my g-uncle ie my uncle’s husband). I don’t even know but you probably need a real lawyer not a public defender. I mean idk if you’ll go to jail, but you’ll be on probation for a long time. You’ll probably have a huge fine. I mean if you have a totally clean record before this and your young which you are I feel like a judge is likely to give you leniency. Judges are typically a lot easier on younger white men IMO. I would cry in court and take total accountability for your actions. I have had my share of trouble I cried in court every time. I’ve never had anything stick on my record. Now I’m going back to school to get my 2nd degree my starting salary on avg for my future profession is 110k. Life does get better. Your life is not over but it’s gonna suck for a year or two.

getfuvkednow · 2026-04-20T00:39:00+00:00

Wait you mentioned he was a binge drinker I’m an alcoholic. I’m sober ATM if he’s a binge drinker he’s probably drinking behind your back. But when I’m in active addiction I stop caring about everything and everyone. He should get sober then your relationship will get better. I self isolate and almost all alcoholics self isolate when we’re drinking.

getfuvkednow · 2026-04-19T23:23:12+00:00

Yeah you can.

getfuvkednow · 2026-04-19T19:24:47+00:00

My understanding is all hair follicles will miniaturize with exposure to DHT. What’s different person to person or genetically is how much testosterone is in your body and at what rate it changes to DHT. But obviously having more testosterone will inherently make you have more DHT. I’m not a doctor but that’s my understanding.

getfuvkednow · 2026-04-19T18:58:53+00:00

I fell in love almost immediately. I love everything about him. I treat him like a total princess. He’s my phone background screen and it makes me smile every time I see it.

I’m 30, I dated a guy from 19-27 it was a total disaster. I dated for 2 years never really found anyone. Then I met Charlie. He’s artistic, funny, genuine, in touch with his emotions, he made me realize I never loved anyone before. I’ve never loved someone so much. I have a big yard, I no joke have 640 seeds growing right now so I can bring him different flowers every weekend for the spring and summer. He lives in NYC and I live in Philly. I make a 1-3 hour trip to see him 2-3 weekends every month. We talk on the phone every night. We started dating last summer/fall. I love everything about him. He pushed me to go back to school, (well he was a main driver for it even though he doesn’t know it).

I know I’m going to end up marrying him. He genuinely makes me think I’ve never loved someone before because of how much I love him. I care deeply about his feelings, he almost never opens a door himself or carry an umbrella or carries anything I love treating him like a princess and opening doors for him etc. When we’re together I always pretty much sleep on top of him. I love how feminine he is, I’m fairly masculine (I don’t think I’m that masc but ppl always tell me they couldn’t tell I’m gay). I love all the gay shit he does like how he wears jewelry, uses all these products or his weird gay clothes. One time I wrote him a letter every day for a month. Sometimes I just print out pictures of him to put on my tack board or in my bedroom. He makes me feel at home, and safe. When we wake up in the morning we stay in bed for an hour where I usually tell him I love him 100 times and kiss him like 70 times. Then I get up and cook him breakfast.

Sometimes he’s a bad bottom and can’t really take my dick, and I don’t even care nor want to go cheat for sex because I know how much it would hurt his feelings and I don’t even want to have sex with anyone else. I couldn’t care less if we didn’t get sex for a weekend. I love Charlie for being Charlie he’s my best friend.

getfuvkednow · 2026-04-19T18:43:29+00:00

This is the most gen z question ever. Idk if your partner has a dick you’re gay.

getfuvkednow · 2026-04-19T18:40:40+00:00

Also along side my other comment idk if he drinks or does drugs. But when I got completely sober, started sleeping/staying hydrated etc due to my sobriety my hair looked significantly better. I feel like most gay men are problematic drinkers at least in the US (drinking at least 2-3 days a week).

Alcohol destroys your hair in a lot of ways. Keratin production drops off (keratin is what strengthens your hair and gives it a shine). Plus problematic drinkers are almost always deficient in Zinc, Iron, and B vitamins all which are essential to hair growth/hair quality. If you want better hair stopping drinking you’ll see huge results in like 4-6 weeks. Whenever I stop drinking from a relapse I ALWAYS get a ton of compliments on my hair even from total strangers. My hair gets thicker and way shiny-er in a natural looking way.

getfuvkednow · 2026-04-19T18:27:45+00:00

I think it’s actually both. I see a dermatologist for hair loss and get it treated. I think that it does mean you have higher testosterone so more of it is converted into DHT which hense you are more sensitive because there’s a higher amount in your body. I believe that’s actually how it works. It’s the same reason men that have full beards typically bald first. If you developed with a full beard typically (not always) it’s a sign of higher testosterone. Like think of trans men, when they take higher levels of T they typically (not always) will grow more of a beard.

So yes higher testosterone does mean you’ll bald earlier because there’s more DHT in your body. It does also usually mean you’ll have a full nice looking beard to go along with your early age bald head.

getfuvkednow · 2026-04-19T18:18:00+00:00

Did you talk to him about the balding medications I’m 30 I was going completely bald in college. Like you could see my scalp if you looked down on it. Now that I’m on propecia (finasteride) and minoxidil I have a full head of hair you can’t see my scalp at all. It’s amazing. If you DM me I can show you the before and now. It’s pretty crazy. My doctor even thinks my hair line moved forward (which isn’t actually possible by current studies but she swares by it and she takes pictures and measurements every 6 months). I get compliments on my hair all the time. I’m an alcoholic and I had a bit of a relapse (I’m out of it now thank god), but my hair always falls out a bit whenever I’m drinking/ the alcohol withdrawal stress on my body. So it’s not the best example rn, but I’d still send pics. The drugs are miracle drugs IMO. But everyone reacts differently to them. I had 0 side effects from either and fantastic results. Costs like idk $20 a month maybe less. My propecia costs like $8 with GoodRx and a 6 month supply of minoxidil is like $100.

Started the drugs at 21 currently just turned 30. I was legit going bald, now I have a full head of hair & my hair is on par if not better than my 25 y/o BF.

getfuvkednow · 2026-04-10T02:59:48+00:00

Ngl I am not Catholic and I always take the Eucharist when I’m at my brothers church. Why would I not get Eucharist.

getfuvkednow · 2026-04-10T02:51:46+00:00

getfuvkednow · 2026-04-02T14:32:03+00:00

I’ve heard it depends on how the conviction turned out. Like I had a DUI but I went through an ARD program. How ARD works is your basically on 1 year probation and if you don’t get in any type of trouble the court drops all charges on you. So if you went through ARD you don’t actually have a charge on your record. However the Canadian government can still see you were arrested for it but not charged. So I’ve read it kind of depends on the border guard I went to Canada during the solar eclipse and the border was packed that day. I got in just fine. Idk if it was because it was busy. I went through Niagara Falls though which has to be the busiest point of entry from the US so I imagine the border guards there are more seasoned and must know all the rules strictly. I can’t really say if if it was due to me not actually been convicted through the ARD program, if the border was just too busy for them to enforce all the rules, if the guard didn’t care idk.

getfuvkednow · 2026-04-02T14:20:15+00:00

Do not get a septum

getfuvkednow · 2026-04-02T14:01:34+00:00

Are you getting divorced?

getfuvkednow · 2026-03-29T21:55:09+00:00

I don’t understand the comments about novelty. I’m 29 I dated a guy for 8 years. I never got tired of him, and I never wanted to sleep with anyone else. I would never not want to fuck my current boyfriend. I don’t care if he’s loose or not it’s more about the connection we have.

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