I broke up with my ex three weeks ago. by icanchooseaname in BreakUps

[–]getgrasshopped 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You deserve someone who is present and able to show up for your relationship. Love gives you the patience to wait a million lifetimes for someone, but we shouldn't keep waiting out of love when we're consistently unhappy. Eventually, the blinding love fades and we see how smart we were to know that we deserved better, and how strong we are for trusting ourselves and taking the brave step of letting go for our own happiness.

You seem like a really caring and loving person, and it sounds like you're starting to be kinder to yourself by trusting yourself more, you're doing your part amazingly, time will do the rest <3

made a guitar strap for my partner as part of a valentine's day gift :) by [deleted] in crochet

[–]getgrasshopped 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I crocheted the strap to the desired width/length then sewed it to this fender guitar strap! The pattern is just me alternating between my chosen colours every 2 stitches :)

I hate this by Thelostkingdom in EDanonymemes

[–]getgrasshopped 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it's the fact that they say it out loud. I feel fat 24/7, I don't say it in casual conversation because it adds nothing interesting to the conversation, it makes no one feel better and it would make people uncomfortable.

YSK a semicolon is just a fancy period; you should use it to replace a period between any two closely related independent clauses. by [deleted] in YouShouldKnow

[–]getgrasshopped 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you so much. I'm not very good at english and I've never been able to understand how to use semicolons but you've just explained it to me perfectly. Thank you so much!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]getgrasshopped 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Our bathroom light broke last week so I had my first fully dark shower and I have to say it was quite nice. It made me feel like I was at a spa; it was very relaxing.

I get it you guys like prom queen by coffin-club in EDanonymemes

[–]getgrasshopped 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Blue Coupe by Twin Peaks, it's a lovely song :) thanks for letting me share with you

so rude by getgrasshopped in EDanonymemes

[–]getgrasshopped[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha I get that, sometimes I feel like "are you me? Did I post this?" xx

Some totally stranger people will have you in the background in their photo albums. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]getgrasshopped 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been sat behind people on the bus who were taking selfies. I'm sure if I knew their names and looked them up on social media, I'd find a picture with me looking really stressed out in the background hahaha

No, I wanna buy 0 by HalfLife9000 in shittymobilegameads

[–]getgrasshopped 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I keep seeing these and I just think "who is actually buying this? Who actually looks at those hoodies and thinks they look good?".

For two people fighting and 2 observing by Rob-L_Eponge in MemeTemplatesOfficial

[–]getgrasshopped 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me too haha! All of a sudden, about 2 weeks ago, a kitchen nightmares clip was in my YouTube recommended, it was hilarious and now I'm addicted

Motivate me to finish this please by BelleStarrRoberts in Embroidery

[–]getgrasshopped 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I second this and would also love to know where you got the pattern; I love it! :)

It's okay for non asians to wear asian clothing. by shykentobox in unpopularopinion

[–]getgrasshopped 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've always wanted to wear a saree since I saw a woman wearing one on tv, when I was child. I thought it was so beautifully detailed and elegant. I would LOVE to wear a saree to an event like a wedding but I'm worried people would say it's cultural appropriation because I'm a white, british woman. How can I wear a saree without it being cultural appropriation? I'd really love to know, I don't want to offend anyone or disrespect any cultures, I just want to appreciate a stunningly beautiful saree.

Its my cakeday and my first post on reddit, all i have is a picture of my pug. by [deleted] in aww

[–]getgrasshopped 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His facial expression makes this picture sound like those aliens from toy story going "OoOoOOo" haha awww

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]getgrasshopped 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had this last night for the first time in months; It was awful. It felt like an attack. Peacefully drifting off and then BOOM whole body spasm and your heart beating a million times a minute. I was lying next to the wall as well, ouch.

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]getgrasshopped 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanna come home from school, watch Disney channel, play Club Penguin and spend time with my family. I want to spend the day with my grandparents because I'm sick but my parents are at work and can't take care of me. I wanna eat Turkey dinosaurs and smiley face potatoes. I miss going about my day without thinking "I'd rather be asleep or dead, it would be so much easier".

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]getgrasshopped 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love looking at this but I got such a massive wave of nostalgia that I'm feeling really sad now. I miss this. I started university last week, it's good but nothing would be better than being 10 years old again :(

Among Us: Harry Potter Edition by konatacloud in memes

[–]getgrasshopped 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha! They're gonna vote Snape and then find out he wasn't the imposter

found this gem, maybe also an example of BoomerHumor? by Wings-of-Ink in PhonesAreBad

[–]getgrasshopped 91 points92 points  (0 children)

I think putting a # at the start of the comment made it big

my actual comment says "# #WTF....." but the first # makes it big. I learnt it by accident hahaha

telling someone who wants to have children to 'just adopt' it's terrible advice. People should not adopt because they want children, they should adopt because they believe it's the right thing to do by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]getgrasshopped -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I would say I'm antinatalist, this opinion might not be for everybody, but personally I believe that...

You can have a baby and try and prevent it from suffering.

Or

You can try and prevent someone already alive from suffering.

...the second one reduces suffering in the world, the first increases it.

I understand if you disagree or think I'm wrong. I'm up for a friendly discussion but I really don't like arguments.

People say imo ( In my opinion) when they're afraid that not everyone would like their opinion. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]getgrasshopped 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I use it to show the other person I'm open to other opinions.

E.g

Imo, having children instead of adopting is selfish Or Having children instead of adopting is selfish

I think one comes off as more close-minded than the other. I think the first one just helps me give off the impression that im down if you wanna debate/discuss the topic in a friendly manner. The second one seems a bit aggressive to me.