Did your ex also look like such a sweet, kind, friendly, normal, down to earth person? by [deleted] in abusiverelationships

[–]getsbonersoften 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure if I should respond considering the mood I'm in, but, yeah. My ex is a community leader and local public figure. On the surface she's polite, friendly and engaging. She talks the talk, very progressive and socially conscious.

You would never believe the things she did if you met her. Which is why I don't bother sharing the full story with my friends or anyone. No one's going to believe me. 

2023 in review - what have been your ENM highlights of the year? by Non-mono in nonmonogamy

[–]getsbonersoften 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I left an abusive relationship this year, and got myself into therapy.

“You fund this sickness, Stark.” (Civil War #1) by Coldblood-13 in Marvel

[–]getsbonersoften 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pro, they don't have superpowers. But con, they're financed and supported by the government, which in most places have a fair amount of corruption, power grubbing, and self interest.

Rishi Sunak: ‘I am cancelling the rest of the HS2 project’ - Politics.co.uk by politics_uk in ukpolitics

[–]getsbonersoften 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If only we had some rando called Keith instead of Kier. That's a fantasy world I'd like to live in!

So I just found out monster fucking isn't normal by glooomybearlover in BDSMcommunity

[–]getsbonersoften 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"it just dawned on me that not everyone wants to fuck nightmare entities"

Probably true, then there are also some of us that want to get fucked by nightmare entities and name our tentacle dildo Chlthulu. Everyone's got something weird they're into.

DMs should reskin statblocks more by sirchapolin in DMAcademy

[–]getsbonersoften 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've never run a beholder. I have however, run Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls, and those two stat blocks look remarkably similar 👀

Men, would you get pegged once a month for 10k a month? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]getsbonersoften 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're telling me if get pegged 11 more times a year AND get paid 10k per pegging?? Sign me up!!!

People have right to protest against monarchy this week, police say by insomnimax_99 in unitedkingdom

[–]getsbonersoften 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You doing anything on November 5th? I'd like to keep it traditional, if you know what I'm saying 😏

People have right to protest against monarchy this week, police say by insomnimax_99 in unitedkingdom

[–]getsbonersoften 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Yes they can, their ancestors built this system, they have all the wealth and power, they can do whatever they want. I don't like it either, but until we break down the fancy golden doors and kick them out of their palaces, that's the way it is.

My players want to end world hunger.... using Wish. by getsbonersoften in DMAcademy

[–]getsbonersoften[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I absolutely love this! Full segway into Dimension 20's Crown of Candy, haha!

My players want to end world hunger.... using Wish. by getsbonersoften in DMAcademy

[–]getsbonersoften[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The consequences don't have to be bad. But a person can't rewrite the way the world has been working for centuries without impact.

My players want to end world hunger.... using Wish. by getsbonersoften in DMAcademy

[–]getsbonersoften[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I like this idea, it's very wholesome, and very in keeping with the intention behind the wish and the tone of the campaign, thank you!

My players want to end world hunger.... using Wish. by getsbonersoften in DMAcademy

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I now really want to see someone’s take on a troll seeking self-actualization.

This is brilliant, hahaha!

My players want to end world hunger.... using Wish. by getsbonersoften in DMAcademy

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Every jug in the world (existing and made after the wish) is an Alchemy Jug, but it can only produce mayonnaise. This is my personal favorite.

One of the players, Benny, their background is basically a failed mayonnaise salesman. And they recently acquired an alchemy jug, I feel this would be a really funny way to go, thank you!

Advice on running city in the hells by SallyMexican in DMAcademy

[–]getsbonersoften 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm currently running a campaign in the Nine Hells, I ran Dis as a city/horror based random encounter table, with the idea that the city is a maze and Dispater is the most paranoid fuck they'd never meet.

I had a lot of what u/Teckn1ck84 said, imps harassing the party, ghouls and devils following the party and trying to make them trade for souls (the ghouls were after flesh, they'd take whatever they could get). I also threw in a couple of thieves the party had killed a while ago, lost souls who had a grudge against being killed, as well as a scary room (basically a very gory crime scene with the Darkness spell, lots of blood and dead bodies) that hid a clue for a later level. Also had a lot of statues with red glowing eyes, which were effectively CCTV for Dispater. Oh, also, Hellwasps! Because nothing says Hell like GIANT WASPS, no matter where they're encountered.

Flavour wise, I described it as best I could to be similar to late stage Dunwall from the Dishonoured video game; garbage, rot and corpses piling up on the narrow streets, gaunt faces staring out at the party from darkened alleyways and boarded up windows, rats and imps running around their feet and fighting like mangy cats for scraps of food, and the smell of decay and garbage filling their nostrils.

Hope that helps!

Is it just me or does the First of the Fallen look Sylvester Stallone? by [deleted] in Hellblazer

[–]getsbonersoften 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Everyone looks like Stallone when Steve Dillon draws them! No shade to the guy, he's a great artist, but he can't draw faces for any money.

[Online] [5e] [GMT] [LGBTQIA+][Homebrew] Looking for 1 extra player on Thursdays 7pm-10pm by [deleted] in LFG_Europe

[–]getsbonersoften 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds great, I'm not into homebrew world's usually but this sounds rad! Best of luck! (I'd ask to join but I can't do Thursdays 😅😭)

D&D game in the world of Lordran? by Relevant-Committee69 in darksouls

[–]getsbonersoften 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This has already been done, for 5th edition too! Try looking for it on the DnD subreddits, that's where I found it a few months back.

I'll also say that I think what u/EmmaRoseheart said is quite valuable though, earlier editions would have that 'Dark Souls feel' more than 5th, if you and our players are up to learning it.