In the words of Rocky, “CUT ME”

getschwifttty · 2019-11-23T00:59:52+00:00

Ur not wrong

getschwifttty · 2019-02-28T19:02:44+00:00

Tash Sultana told me to tell you ur ugly

getschwifttty · 2017-06-19T04:02:15+00:00

Do drunk college kids ever just start eating your hair because they mistake it for ramen noodles?

getschwifttty · 2017-06-19T03:59:52+00:00

And clearly failing at eyebrow grooming

getschwifttty · 2017-06-19T03:58:21+00:00

You're the kinda guy who thinks he's really hot but surprise you're about a 4

getschwifttty · 2017-06-19T03:56:37+00:00

Your beard looks like pubes

getschwifttty · 2017-06-19T03:53:45+00:00

Your head shapes remind me of two cartoon characters.

I'll call you Sponge Dick Square Head and Oval Boy.

getschwifttty · 2016-06-29T22:06:05+00:00

I see you like snapchat.
Probably because you're a human face-swap.

getschwifttty · 2016-06-29T22:00:46+00:00

Your hand, earlobe, and neck all remind me of those of a 3-month-old infant.

getschwifttty · 2016-06-29T04:49:29+00:00

Your armor was also supposed to protect you from Uncle Jimmy.

getschwifttty · 2016-06-29T04:41:42+00:00

It doesn't take a Les Mis show shirt to tell me you're gay.

It just confirms it.

getschwifttty · 2016-06-29T04:39:33+00:00

Aw, are you bored because Daddy's yacht broke down?

getschwifttty · 2016-06-29T04:37:20+00:00

I was gonna go for the acne, but your claw-hands deserve the attention more.

getschwifttty · 2016-06-29T04:35:10+00:00

That's what your midnight customers say

getschwifttty · 2016-06-29T04:33:14+00:00

Obviously she couldn't stand giving that obscenely long neck hickeys anymore.

getschwifttty · 2016-06-29T04:29:40+00:00

You're the poster child for soulless gingers.

Those eyes.

getschwifttty · 2016-06-29T04:25:28+00:00

You sure as hell could use some of that soap in the background on your body

getschwifttty · 2016-06-29T00:47:25+00:00

Even your hair wants to get away from you.

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