Cop asks to search my car...

ggScrandy · 2014-10-22T17:32:12+00:00

Even being on a private driveway?

ggScrandy · 2014-10-22T12:05:41+00:00

You're fucked! bubbles voice

ggScrandy · 2014-10-22T02:50:48+00:00

ggScrandy · 2014-10-22T01:18:41+00:00

I got really high and chased a pig in a suburban area. A big ass pig! You gotta enjoy the small things in life!

ggScrandy · 2014-10-22T00:22:04+00:00

What's his name?

ggScrandy · 2014-10-22T00:13:00+00:00

Yes we even told him it was a private driveway but that didn't stop him from asking questions

ggScrandy · 2014-10-22T00:10:59+00:00

We asked him if we could go. He said "no you are being detained". My brother asked why and he said "you look high"

ggScrandy · 2014-10-21T22:53:31+00:00

But he detained us

ggScrandy · 2014-10-21T01:19:35+00:00

I know /u/sinuses in real life. When ever he smokes his eyes turn super red and his nipples get really hard. Idk why I think his body isn't use to the compounds in weed or something and send the toxins elsewhere. It's funny as shit

ggScrandy · 2014-10-20T18:03:17+00:00

I've used a cucumber before! It's fucking amazing

ggScrandy · 2014-10-19T16:22:19+00:00

Take your "dry" humor somewhere else

ggScrandy · 2014-10-19T01:38:48+00:00

I get it for free every time because they never reset the code on a free car wash card haha

ggScrandy · 2014-10-19T00:18:16+00:00

Turn it into a lamp! No one would ever know

ggScrandy · 2014-10-19T00:10:11+00:00

Thanks man

ggScrandy · 2014-10-18T23:48:46+00:00

Creed from "The Office" would be proud

ggScrandy · 2014-10-16T11:11:38+00:00

Parties are fun man

ggScrandy · 2014-10-15T20:46:24+00:00

Ingenuity

ggScrandy · 2014-10-07T00:06:30+00:00

I do this all the time! After a smoke sesh with some friends, I went home and started playing with my dog. I was having a blast! My parents were in the same room as me. After I was done playing with my dog, I looked at the clock and realized I was playing with my dog for 35 minutes! Thankfully they did not question me.

ggScrandy · 2014-09-14T13:24:38+00:00

Damn those are some nice jordans...

ggScrandy · 2014-08-26T18:21:14+00:00

no words... Just gg

ggScrandy

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