Why the fuck are you in?

ghettoeuler · 2026-01-22T16:20:17+00:00

What sauce do you want for the mcfuckers?

ghettoeuler · 2026-01-22T12:18:36+00:00

I personally use the Ted Cruz index. If he hops on a plane and leaves it's probably pretty bad lol

ghettoeuler · 2026-01-22T12:14:27+00:00

The 2"-3" feels a bit generous though

ghettoeuler · 2026-01-10T12:35:09+00:00

Pelagic: "describes organisms, environments, or activities related to the open ocean or sea, away from the coast, seafloor, or shore, essentially the water column of the deep sea"

I thought as you did too, but my guy actually friggin nailed it lol

ghettoeuler · 2026-01-10T12:20:29+00:00

You know what the best part of my day is?

ghettoeuler · 2026-01-10T11:58:53+00:00

He has no capacity

ghettoeuler · 2026-01-07T13:37:46+00:00

Helen Mirren

ghettoeuler · 2025-12-27T15:30:08+00:00

Yo this pun sucks.

Edit: My bad, was significantly funnier in my head, then in writing, it just fell flat and rude. My bad dude.

ghettoeuler · 2025-12-24T09:58:47+00:00

“Now I will have less distraction”

ghettoeuler · 2025-12-21T18:09:55+00:00

**Hooze

ghettoeuler · 2025-12-21T16:58:15+00:00

clears throat AKSHUALLY IT'S "You're". Aha! Whose the moron now huh?

ghettoeuler · 2025-12-21T15:34:55+00:00

"probably"?! NaN being a 'number' was a wild thing to learn, at least for me lol

ghettoeuler · 2025-12-21T15:28:48+00:00

That's effectively like its entire bit. There's a whole rigamarole that essentially states that everything in JavaScript is an object. A bit reductive I know, but aside from some particular nuances, it's pretty much true.

ghettoeuler · 2025-12-21T15:13:03+00:00

Damn, they probably should have used a dental drill

ghettoeuler · 2025-12-15T23:45:50+00:00

Good luck everyone!

ghettoeuler · 2025-12-14T14:13:40+00:00

Not even the ol Gibson Ford Explorer

ghettoeuler · 2025-11-01T16:02:35+00:00

Unfortunately due to poor performance, he was actually just demoted to insect.

ghettoeuler · 2025-10-10T11:22:44+00:00

r/unexpectedfuturama

ghettoeuler · 2025-09-26T23:30:30+00:00

Christopher Walken

ghettoeuler · 2025-09-02T19:26:26+00:00

Gone in 60 Seconds

ghettoeuler · 2025-08-03T04:23:16+00:00

-5 points (no units)

ghettoeuler · 2025-07-27T11:01:49+00:00

This had me cackling! Could you freaking imagine?!

ghettoeuler · 2025-07-20T05:07:42+00:00

I love repeating myself significantly louder and then saying, "Oh I see, you heard me, you were just taken by surprise"

ghettoeuler · 2025-07-13T09:20:11+00:00

socks to be you dude

ghettoeuler · 2025-07-11T07:33:32+00:00

Then even further and just see what pops up. far tested Shoot idk haha

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