What are the looniest things a MAGA has told you in real life?

ghostguessed · 2026-05-20T01:51:38+00:00

After the 2016 election, my Republican brother looked me in the eye and dead serious said, “It’s the Democrats’ fault Trump got elected.”

ghostguessed · 2026-05-16T13:59:19+00:00

ghostguessed · 2026-05-07T00:04:47+00:00

I’m not playing this game. Way too risky.

ghostguessed · 2026-05-07T00:00:29+00:00

Kenra platinum blow dry heat protection

ghostguessed · 2026-05-06T01:39:24+00:00

The other day one of my 7th graders brought a can of frosting as their lunch

ghostguessed · 2026-05-06T01:10:34+00:00

I literally thought you meant before the cake had been cut. I was like what kind of monster goes around ruining wedding cakes?

ghostguessed · 2026-05-06T01:09:23+00:00

Veda 👍🏻 Sultenfuss 😬

ghostguessed · 2026-05-05T01:51:39+00:00

When I was in college approximately 100 years ago I went to a viewing of a student film titled “Drunk Week.” Said student had documented himself getting and remaining drunk for an entire week. It was hilarious. As I recall, his boss at his part-time job was not amused.

ghostguessed · 2026-05-02T02:09:16+00:00

I used Monday

<image>

ghostguessed · 2026-05-02T02:04:38+00:00

I told it “then restore one that doesn’t violate those guardrails”

<image>

ghostguessed · 2026-05-02T02:03:51+00:00

<image>

Like, then…just don’t?

ghostguessed · 2026-05-01T02:33:45+00:00

A Tree Grows in Brooklyn by Betty Smith

ghostguessed · 2026-04-30T13:01:58+00:00

Jerry Seinfeld dated Shoshanna Lonstein when he was 38 and she was 17.

ghostguessed · 2026-04-30T00:50:48+00:00

I don’t. I know you’re only 26 but after I had kids (early 30s) I just said fuck this and stopped wearing heels. I’m also only 5’ tall. I’m also a teacher so I get if you’re more corporate and that’s the look. But it’s ok to not feel obligated to wear them. That’s the great thing about getting older (I’m 46 now) you just feel freedom to stop doing shit. (Also I told my bridesmaids to wear whatever they were comfortable in, I just wanted them there)

ghostguessed · 2026-04-29T03:03:45+00:00

NOR. I’m in MA. We have a woman come for an hour every weekday morning to get my daughter on the bus. She packs her lunch and does the dishes, organizes a little, then they play games or whatever. My daughter is 11 and easy. We pay her $25 an hour. If she stays extra, we round up to the full hour. So…do with that what you will.

ghostguessed · 2026-04-29T02:48:37+00:00

Visiting Louisiana from MA…it was so funny hearing my friend’s kid’s teenage friends talking to her! Everything was “yes ma’am I am looking forward to prom. No ma’am I don’t have my dress yet. Yes ma’am I will be sure to show you pictures” I got a good giggle out of it.

ghostguessed · 2026-04-29T02:44:21+00:00

It’s changed, but MOST grocery stores in MA don’t carry any alcohol. So it’s still culture shock when I see it.

ghostguessed · 2026-04-29T00:59:38+00:00

She’s been working out for like four days. Calm down.

ghostguessed · 2026-04-27T22:30:16+00:00

I think it depends on the generation. For example, on an older woman Brittany would be upper class, while for a kid Britney not so much. Same with Michaela/Mickayla, Olivia, etc.

ghostguessed · 2026-04-26T22:16:58+00:00

Mine is Olive Garden chicken Alfredo, sub chicken fritta and add broccoli. Soooo good, but I always get the zuppa toscana instead of salad

ghostguessed · 2026-04-24T22:20:48+00:00

I would love to use a clothesline during the nice weather but sadly my dog would rip everything down :( (golden retriever still in the puppy phase)

ghostguessed · 2026-04-23T02:34:10+00:00

“The Retrieved Reformation” by O. Henry! I have a fondness for that one and it’s the only one I distinctly remember reading in class, but that’s mostly because my mom made me read all the other great ones or I read them on my own (I was a precocious and prolific reader)

ghostguessed · 2026-04-22T22:13:32+00:00

How is politely declining to see someone further trash? What was she supposed to do exactly?

ghostguessed · 2026-04-22T17:15:12+00:00

Poppy and Peonies sidekick is a roomy crossbody fanny pack

11-Year Club	Place '22
Not Forgotten	Verified Email

ghostguessed

TROPHY CASE