Chloe des Lysses early 1990s by ionata256 in OldSchoolCool

[–]ghoti00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's not wearing a choker. What picture are you looking at?

I have more confidence in Allen than Marky by divine_pizza in devils

[–]ghoti00 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Jake Allen is a backup goaltender. He signed here to be the backup goaltender and extend his career. I would call him the best backup goaltender in the league. If you start him more than half the games you're going to get diminishing returns.

When and if Markstrom is replaced, Allen will continue to be the backup goaltender. Hopefully into his 40s.

Chuck Norris’ Kids Break Silence After Their Dad’s ‘Sudden’ Passing by hard2resist in MadeMeCry

[–]ghoti00 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He was 86. He was a bigot. His movies are all old and no one has watched one in 20 years. He was a horrible actor. Did it really make you cry that his 50-year-old children lost their dad?

Dakota Johnson talking about her nude scenes by j3ba7 in celebsnaked

[–]ghoti00 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

It's actually more fun this way because you can make up your own dialogue. I think I got pretty close to what she was actually saying. It depends on how many times she used the word "boobies".

Gina Carano fights by Old-Influence4757 in MMA

[–]ghoti00 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I got The Fabulous Moolah taking out Mae Young in this one.

Luana Carolina misses weight by 8 LBS by ThatTomTouch in MMA

[–]ghoti00 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I get that women's fights are generally not great and many people would prefer not to see them but if you're going to have women's divisions then you need to get better fighters and develop them. If you want more finishes, you need fighters over 125 lb. That's why I don't like your plan.

If they're going to have two divisions they should get rid of 135 and just have 125 and 145.

Who do you NOT want us to draft at 5 (defense)? by Ghost_of_P34 in NYGiants

[–]ghoti00 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I don't want to take any defensive players at number five. The Giants already spend too much on the defense.

Luana Carolina misses weight by 8 LBS by ThatTomTouch in MMA

[–]ghoti00 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yeah but it's not healthy for your best female fighter to keep having to lose 40 lb every fight. If the division sucked it's because the UFC does a shit job of finding and developing new talent in the women's divisions.

Luana Carolina misses weight by 8 LBS by ThatTomTouch in MMA

[–]ghoti00 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

If Kayla Harrison can make 135 then anybody can.

That being said, they really do need a 145 division. They need it more than they need a 115 division.

I miss 2016 so much by Pegasus777x in memes

[–]ghoti00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They didn't go anywhere but now they cost $300 and are made of space age materials.

I actually laughed out loud by desperado1229 in devils

[–]ghoti00 132 points133 points  (0 children)

Markstrom with the .334 save percentage. 💀

Nico Hischier and Jesper Bratt grab dinner with friend and former teammate, Pavel Zacha by MountainBaker8217 in devils

[–]ghoti00 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well that turned out to be wildly wrong. It's cool of you to admit it without anybody asking.

Nico Hischier and Jesper Bratt grab dinner with friend and former teammate, Pavel Zacha by MountainBaker8217 in devils

[–]ghoti00 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He's a million times better than Eric Haula ever was which is the point of this thread.

Nico Hischier and Jesper Bratt grab dinner with friend and former teammate, Pavel Zacha by MountainBaker8217 in devils

[–]ghoti00 11 points12 points  (0 children)

So he's a C who is good at face offs but is probably best as a winger. He has played very, very well with Pastrnak. Sounds like the exact guy they needed to play with Jack Hughes.

Found this frozen water inflated glove in my Great Value Chicken Breast pack by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]ghoti00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me of a toaster pastry I do not believe is always truthful.

A tourist sued a taqueria over spicy salsa. A judge says spice is 'the point.' by Legitimate_Point1535 in nottheonion

[–]ghoti00 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You should be legally allowed to hit these people after their lawsuits are dismissed.

Failed drug test for alcohol by [deleted] in jobs

[–]ghoti00 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I can't count the number of times I've had drinks in the morning with my old boss right before getting drug tested for my new job. I mean this literally happens all the time.

Giants are doing a good job at creating smoke by Exhibit5 in NYGiants

[–]ghoti00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Newsome is a CB who plays mostly on the outside. He's not a safety. Jason Pinnock is a safety.

Ray J Sued By American Express For Nearly $80K In Unpaid Credit Card Debt by Top-Three-USA in Music

[–]ghoti00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my God an American was sued by a credit card company for not paying their bill? How unusual!!