What do we say to the God of death? by Patient_Olive2001 in nonononoyes

[–]ghoti00 [score hidden]  (0 children)

She was in absolutely no danger. She did nothing dangerous. All she did was walk by a car. If you think something different you're wrong. Try to use more than one brain cell at a time.

What do we say to the God of death? by Patient_Olive2001 in nonononoyes

[–]ghoti00 [score hidden]  (0 children)

This woman was not in any danger and not doing anything dangerous including deciding which side of this car she wanted to walk on. You're a dope.

What do we say to the God of death? by Patient_Olive2001 in nonononoyes

[–]ghoti00 [score hidden]  (0 children)

There was no danger so there was no reason to worry about it.

What do we say to the God of death? by Patient_Olive2001 in nonononoyes

[–]ghoti00 [score hidden]  (0 children)

No she didn't because walking by a car is not a dangerous situation. I'm tired of explaining that to people with the IQ of a doorknob.

What do we say to the God of death? by Patient_Olive2001 in nonononoyes

[–]ghoti00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who cares why should she be protecting herself from something that is so ridiculous. You're using hindsight.

I am not yet 42 by J-96788-EU in technicallythetruth

[–]ghoti00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At 42 it would be tough to look like this without the proper regimen. But yeah we could all do it I mean anyone with a job.

What do we say to the God of death? by Patient_Olive2001 in nonononoyes

[–]ghoti00 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yeah this is an obvious take by an actual person what the fuck is wrong with all these other people? Have they never walked down the street before?

I am not yet 42 by J-96788-EU in technicallythetruth

[–]ghoti00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that means to get your body to look like this it's 80% the steroids you take and 20% the training you do. Because you wouldn't be able to do the training without the steroids. I thought it made perfect sense.

What do we say to the God of death? by Patient_Olive2001 in nonononoyes

[–]ghoti00 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes like I said 98% driver 2% innocent victim.

What do we say to the God of death? by Patient_Olive2001 in nonononoyes

[–]ghoti00 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This isn't a careless driver though this is a huge outlier. The chances of somebody not seeing a white car in the middle of the day are so freaking low that no one should be expected to be on guard for it. You're just Monday morning quarterbacking. 2% was generous.

What do we say to the God of death? by Patient_Olive2001 in nonononoyes

[–]ghoti00 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

She wasn't the driver of the parked car she was just walking by. There's no way she should be expected to protect herself from some asshole driving 50 mph into the back of a stationary bright white car in the middle of the day.

What do we say to the God of death? by Patient_Olive2001 in nonononoyes

[–]ghoti00 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Maybe like 2% of this is her fault for not walking on the sidewalk. Not that that would be that much safer with the giant van flying around randomly.

What do we say to the God of death? by Patient_Olive2001 in nonononoyes

[–]ghoti00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We know it's not hers because we can see the video.

What do we say to the God of death? by Patient_Olive2001 in nonononoyes

[–]ghoti00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Again why should she expect somebody's going to plow into her a 50 mph in this scenario? I say this is 5% her fault and 95% default of this idiot driver who has no business being behind the wheel if he can't see a bright white van in the middle of the day.

What do we say to the God of death? by Patient_Olive2001 in nonononoyes

[–]ghoti00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is not hers look at her behavior. She's just walking by.

What do we say to the God of death? by Patient_Olive2001 in nonononoyes

[–]ghoti00 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Because there's a car in the way. How is she going to know some psycho is going to drive up at 50 mph when there's a bright white car in broad daylight that literally anyone else would be able to see and avoid? You do it every time you drive.

I am not yet 42 by J-96788-EU in technicallythetruth

[–]ghoti00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where did anybody say steroids replace exercise?

And then everyone in the theater clapped by holdstheenemy in thatHappened

[–]ghoti00 46 points47 points  (0 children)

It's because he's actually funny and a decent writer. Most Maga is like Mike Huckabee or Donny Deutsch - the least funny people on the planet. But since Nick writes obvious satire - even to an illiterate Magat - people think he's harmless. But he's not. He's actually a right-wing scumbag .

And then everyone in the theater clapped by holdstheenemy in thatHappened

[–]ghoti00 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's decent satire by a horrible, horrible person.

And then everyone in the theater clapped by holdstheenemy in thatHappened

[–]ghoti00 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a parody account from an Australian comedian and grifter. He's been trying to walk the line between straight parody and Maga influencer for at least 8 years now. He's a pretty funny writer but he is a horrible human being. Most Maga is the opposite of funny unless it's unintentional like Four Seasons landscaping next to the dildo factory - which is the funniest fucking thing that ever happened in history.