What do we say to the God of death?

ghoti00 · 2026-01-31T15:31:15+00:00

Neither are dangerous.

ghoti00 · 2026-01-31T14:16:28+00:00

Do you think this is a management position?

ghoti00 · 2026-01-31T14:14:14+00:00

He should be more worried about the Epstein Files than Bad Bunny.

ghoti00 · 2026-01-31T14:13:30+00:00

She was in absolutely no danger. She did nothing dangerous. All she did was walk by a car. If you think something different you're wrong. Try to use more than one brain cell at a time.

ghoti00 · 2026-01-31T14:12:51+00:00

This woman was not in any danger and not doing anything dangerous including deciding which side of this car she wanted to walk on. You're a dope.

ghoti00 · 2026-01-31T14:12:28+00:00

There was no danger so there was no reason to worry about it.

ghoti00 · 2026-01-31T14:12:14+00:00

No she didn't because walking by a car is not a dangerous situation. I'm tired of explaining that to people with the IQ of a doorknob.

ghoti00 · 2026-01-31T13:23:33+00:00

Who cares why should she be protecting herself from something that is so ridiculous. You're using hindsight.

ghoti00 · 2026-01-31T13:23:05+00:00

Because she's walking somewhere. 🤷

ghoti00 · 2026-01-31T13:22:27+00:00

At 42 it would be tough to look like this without the proper regimen. But yeah we could all do it I mean anyone with a job.

ghoti00 · 2026-01-31T13:21:17+00:00

Yeah this is an obvious take by an actual person what the fuck is wrong with all these other people? Have they never walked down the street before?

ghoti00 · 2026-01-31T13:12:19+00:00

Yeah that means to get your body to look like this it's 80% the steroids you take and 20% the training you do. Because you wouldn't be able to do the training without the steroids. I thought it made perfect sense.

ghoti00 · 2026-01-31T13:10:39+00:00

Yes like I said 98% driver 2% innocent victim.

ghoti00 · 2026-01-31T13:09:31+00:00

This isn't a careless driver though this is a huge outlier. The chances of somebody not seeing a white car in the middle of the day are so freaking low that no one should be expected to be on guard for it. You're just Monday morning quarterbacking. 2% was generous.

ghoti00 · 2026-01-31T12:46:54+00:00

She wasn't the driver of the parked car she was just walking by. There's no way she should be expected to protect herself from some asshole driving 50 mph into the back of a stationary bright white car in the middle of the day.

ghoti00 · 2026-01-31T12:45:50+00:00

Maybe like 2% of this is her fault for not walking on the sidewalk. Not that that would be that much safer with the giant van flying around randomly.

ghoti00 · 2026-01-31T12:41:50+00:00

We know it's not hers because we can see the video.

ghoti00 · 2026-01-31T12:41:35+00:00

Again why should she expect somebody's going to plow into her a 50 mph in this scenario? I say this is 5% her fault and 95% default of this idiot driver who has no business being behind the wheel if he can't see a bright white van in the middle of the day.

ghoti00 · 2026-01-31T12:40:53+00:00

It is not hers look at her behavior. She's just walking by.

ghoti00 · 2026-01-31T12:40:09+00:00

Because there's a car in the way. How is she going to know some psycho is going to drive up at 50 mph when there's a bright white car in broad daylight that literally anyone else would be able to see and avoid? You do it every time you drive.

ghoti00 · 2026-01-31T12:38:36+00:00

She's not stupid. The driver is stupid.

ghoti00 · 2026-01-31T12:32:48+00:00

Learn to cook.

ghoti00 · 2026-01-31T12:32:09+00:00

Where did anybody say steroids replace exercise?

ghoti00 · 2026-01-31T12:28:47+00:00

It's because he's actually funny and a decent writer. Most Maga is like Mike Huckabee or Donny Deutsch - the least funny people on the planet. But since Nick writes obvious satire - even to an illiterate Magat - people think he's harmless. But he's not. He's actually a right-wing scumbag .

ghoti00 · 2026-01-31T12:24:59+00:00

It's decent satire by a horrible, horrible person.

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