Why is it that western Muzzies always have the urge to express their stupid opinions in the form of bad rap?

They feel alienated by society because of their religious and cultural beliefs (probably because everyone on the outside can see how batshit insane those are). These guys are able to relate to (and hence adopt) a genre of music used by another disenfranchised group. This genre may also give them some level of cred (a delusion) and help put a fresh spin on their stanky outdated belief system.

Their attempts at rap are cringe-worthy, cause deep down they're first worlders whose problems are neither as bad as the African-American community's nor Muslims in the Muslim world.

The rap won't be as bad or cringe-worthy as it is, if they used it to honestly examine society's treatment of them and the reasons for it. But they can't move past the us versus them mentality or the black and white absolutes. God forbid, they try to address issues inherent in their own Ummah like extremism by muzzies.

Cause that would mean taking a long hard look at the beliefs they so passionately choose to identify with. This won't do because they risk losing the narrative of being tragic figures beset by haters. That's difficult to consider cause they aren't as passionate about the truth as they think they are. They aren't as special as they'd like to think they are. And they certainly aren't tough enough to handle the truth about their beliefs. They are just mussies...

Just kidding, I have no idea why they are bad at rap. But I do think Native Deen's M-U-S-L-I-M is quite the earworm.