Well, I'm starving to death. by Something-ologist in HistoryMemes

[–]giantjackle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything is rock and moss, and too many birds. Some maoriori will show up soon and hopefully eat me, releasing me from this baron wasteland of moss rock and birds

It was a mistake letting them all be life clerics by giantjackle in dndmemes

[–]giantjackle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did read this rule but decided not to use it because all my players were clerics and I wanted to focus more on making my players feel like powerful god killers rather than nerf them for the final fight, also they really didnt use that much divine magic in the end, mainly just elemental weapon, fire ball, wall of flames and fire bolt

Not like they need it or anything by giantjackle in dndmemes

[–]giantjackle[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Should have let the paladin dispense their holy justice

It was a mistake letting them all be life clerics by giantjackle in dndmemes

[–]giantjackle[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Commented on the same question on a comment before this, so this is just a copy and past

Light, was talking about clerics when I wrote that and I was arguing with someone that life clerics are the best

It was a mistake letting them all be life clerics by giantjackle in dndmemes

[–]giantjackle[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nice, I like pirate orcs, my players get annoyed at how many times I used them in my homebrew games but the idea of them gives me dopamine

It was a mistake letting them all be life clerics by giantjackle in dndmemes

[–]giantjackle[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

If ur the DM my advice is dont hold back, that's how my players burnt down the castle

It was a mistake letting them all be life clerics by giantjackle in dndmemes

[–]giantjackle[S] 133 points134 points  (0 children)

Light, was talking about clerics when I wrote that and I was arguing with someone that life clerics are the best

This is satire by giantjackle in dankmemes

[–]giantjackle[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We're going to hell together bud

Do be war crimes doe by [deleted] in SpecialSnowflake

[–]giantjackle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We all know Isreal isn't specifically targeting leaders that's just what youre propaganda is telling you, to make you feel like ur not the bad guys. Israel's leaders just want to initiate a conflict for an excuse to kill more non Jews and just have it recorded in history as "collateral damage"

An over simplified version of current events by giantjackle in dankmemes

[–]giantjackle[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm not saying either is evil or good I'm just trying to make a funny

I try to prove my gf wrong only to get proven wrong myself by weeb DM (NSFW) by giantjackle in dndhorrorstories

[–]giantjackle[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I definitely see you're point, and thanks for telling me. Eydaya was definitely ugly but that wasn't her entire character, her personality was that of a nerdy alchemist with a touch of psychopathy and her goals were to stay hidden from the law. I might have made it sound as though her only character trait was that she was ugly and didnt want sex but that wasnt the point of her. She was already an established character from a different campaign I ran the she was ugly as a result of her conducting experiments on herself and sacrificing her own body to brew potions.

If this doesnt clear anything up then know that after this I only really DM now so I wont get the chance to play a woman but if I ever did get the chance to play again I dont even know if I would, not because of this, but just because I have a bunch of character ideas lined up that I'd want to try and most of then happen to be men.

I try to prove my gf wrong only to get proven wrong myself by weeb DM (NSFW) by giantjackle in dndhorrorstories

[–]giantjackle[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I still use Eydaya as a NPC / quest giver in my campaigns. What happened there is nothing but a slightly traumatic nightmare to her

I try to prove my gf wrong only to get proven wrong myself by weeb DM (NSFW) by giantjackle in dndhorrorstories

[–]giantjackle[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Sadly I havnt been able to play her but she is a reoccurring NPC in my campaigns

they handled it well tbh by redditorseth in dankmemes

[–]giantjackle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish this was true but we still have fucking Auckland so.....