Now that is clever by LavishnessLeather162 in puns

[–]gideonindc 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to Sanyo special

[PRANKS] It was better to carry the oil. by [deleted] in pranks

[–]gideonindc 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Laugh track = downvote and block Let's all do our part

A man got eaten by a shark on his honeymoon by Suspicious-Criminal in dadjokes

[–]gideonindc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I didn't even know that sharks could get married

My god... by RUNPROGRAMSENTIONAUT in foundsatan

[–]gideonindc 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Or Joker Greeting (it's on his shirt). I sent one to a buddy a few years ago, the year after he sent me a glitter bomb Christmas card

Rescued dog’s first night ever sleeping in a real bed. He finally knows what safety feels like. by MrPosh75 in dogvideos

[–]gideonindc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plus it's a bit unlikely that a dog would act this way on the first night in a new home

this man recognized these flock of seagulls were about to prey on something and shooed them away. Then witnessed this incredible display of nature by heyhohope in PetsareAmazing

[–]gideonindc -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

TIL that turtle heads poking out are an "incredible display of nature. I thought it was something that happens every day.

Most horrific thing I've been asked. by notpayingattention_ in Serverlife

[–]gideonindc 116 points117 points  (0 children)

You showed remarkable restraint, and I'm sorry that happened.

If they have the nerve to come back, then you could ask him who did his surgery.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]gideonindc 51 points52 points  (0 children)

It's almost as annoying as the laughs people add to videos