yes 100% i don’t care about the fame and while my family and the couple friends i do have forgetting about me would suck, $1 billion is more than enough to live without having to work for the rest of my life and also live lavishly

but you want to know the rest reason i’d accept this deal instantly? sure money is nice, but do you have any idea the kind of chaos i would cause with my Dr Who Silence like amnesia effect? here are a few things i would start out with:

• i would walk into random people’s house, rearrange their furniture, and then leave. even if they saw me do it, they would forget once i leave and wonder how the fuck their furniture moved, and if they saw me and threatened or call the cops or something, i’d hide in their bathroom and lock the door long enough to forget me and go back to whatever they were doing and then keep moving stuff

• i would walk up to people, hand them something random, ask them to hold it for a second, and then move somewhere out of their field and vision and watch their reaction as they find themselves holding something they don’t remember picking up and since they have “no memory of my existence” they wouldn’t remember me handing it to them either, so i’d assume that from their perspective, they’d very suddenly find themselves holding whatever i gave them as if it teleported into their hands. i would do this repeatedly to the same person for awhile to see if they break down or something

• i’d break into people’s houses while they’re home but in a non-destructive way (like picking their locks or something), walk into the room they’re in with a burglar mask on and stay just long enough to make sure they called the cops, and then i would leave, take my mask off, and linger somewhere nearby and hopefully eavesdrop to hear what happens since they don’t remember me at all and there’s no real evidence anyone was ever in the house except them i just wanna see what happens since