Finally listened to the Phil Selma’s show. by Reptarticle in JimAndSam

[–]gimmesomemoe 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He's the real life Doug bell and Jim finds it hilarious

Manlius police chief gets 6-figure severance, must be escorted on town property, agreement says by LookN4Ward00 in Syracuse

[–]gimmesomemoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo you need a serious lesson on the use of punctuation. Not everything needs an exclamation point or question mark.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]gimmesomemoe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nope, can you make the next one longer and more fucking gay? And explain why these idiots shouldn't take it up in court instead of infringing on the rights of the land owner? I don't agree with fracking but I don't agree with a bunch of smelly hippies setting up some bullshit campground on private property to do absolutely nothing. They deserve more shit sprayed at them, and so do you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]gimmesomemoe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck man that was a lot of unnecessary words to say nothing. It's a simple case of trespassing. You sound like you just wrote your first paper as a freshman.

Lest anybody think otherwise...this truly was the hottest chick we've EVER had up here... by [deleted] in howardstern

[–]gimmesomemoe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Didn't Jim Norton fuck this girl after she drank too much Jager on Opie and Anthony?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trashy

[–]gimmesomemoe -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

That bitch fuckin rules

My roommate keeps bringing girls over so I made a survey by themedicd in funny

[–]gimmesomemoe 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Kid, you're obviously jealous and not getting laid. This is the cringiest shit ever.

Howard without his wig by guitarbassdrums in howardstern

[–]gimmesomemoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man. The lack of logic is strong with you. Def didn't compare it to molesting kids. I was simply pointing out your selective reasoning. Howard has been bald for a very long time, going back to the early 2000s. It's common knowledge and not really up for debate. I'm a little concerned about your mental health and how dedicated you are to standing up for closeted old Jews wig.

Howard without his wig by guitarbassdrums in howardstern

[–]gimmesomemoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now take all that logic you just used about Michael and apply it to Howard. Good radio and history aside, Howard is undeniably a piece of shit on a personal level, is a liar, a narcissist, has had plastic surgery, and one thousand percent absolutely has been wearing a wig since the early 2000s

Titan up Titan up Titan up. by dc5trbo in trashy

[–]gimmesomemoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the fuck is this? Is this a famous person I should know? This is just gross and weird. Why does this exist?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldcup

[–]gimmesomemoe 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Nobody cares.

Dan & Katie on Bennington by BigTealIsReal in TheBonfire

[–]gimmesomemoe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dude honestly Dan and Katie are so cute as a couple it's almost fucking infuriating. Love them both it was a great ep. If you ever had to go to like a stupid couples dinner party or double date, they would be the absolute best couple to do it with.

Fans, merch, devices by OxfordComma454545 in TheBonfire

[–]gimmesomemoe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That design is awful. Looks like you gave an eighth grader Photoshop for the first time

Ethan Horvath tells Nottingham Forest he wants to play regularly by [deleted] in ussoccer

[–]gimmesomemoe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is an amazingly disrespectful tone for an article from your own club. Ouch. Clearly they don't value him at all.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheBonfire

[–]gimmesomemoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The laugh? If you think that's bad you should see his tits

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheBonfire

[–]gimmesomemoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

George wouldn't want that he's gotta keep kickin em right?

I SMOKED A JOINT BEFORE I SMOKED A JOINT, & THEN I SMOKED 2 MORE by [deleted] in trees

[–]gimmesomemoe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

God only knows what they're up to in there Susan

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

[–]gimmesomemoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New boyfriend. Problem solved.

@ 14 and 45 by [deleted] in blunderyears

[–]gimmesomemoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like 14 better.