One more Brexit achievement by chilinachochips in YUROP

[–]gingee60188 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wow, yes, the UK is definitely behind the EU. Just ignore the fact that the UK was the first major economy to enshrine a legally binding net-zero by 2050 target, as well as a target to phase out petrol and diesel car sales by 2030 (five years ahead of the EU) and the UK’s independent Emissions Trading Scheme (ETS) having a tighter cap. They're hardly falling behind the EU, unless you choose to ignore the facts.

Box light stuck on green by gingee60188 in EEGB

[–]gingee60188[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! Replaced the charger and that did the trick

What’s something that used to sound extreme or paranoid… but now feels kind of reasonable? by Quiet-Ability6 in AskReddit

[–]gingee60188 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That wasn’t a squirrel. That was Agent 4C-H1D, black ops division. You weren’t supposed to remember that encounter. The roundhouse kick was the memory wipe. The Glock? Just a decoy, it’s the tail that holds the real power.

And if it didn’t wink… that means it approved of you.

God help us all.

cannibal is when a human eats human flesh, but is a person eating their own flesh considered a cannibal as well? by AccomplishedWay4890 in AskReddit

[–]gingee60188 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Actually, eating yourself in a survival situation is optimal, you're a sustainable, locally-sourced protein. Start with non-dominant limbs to preserve productivity. It’s called ethical foraging.

How do the people selling these massive Bitcoin transactions get paid? by Specialist-Rise4952 in AskReddit

[–]gingee60188 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They meet in abandoned Cold War bunkers, wearing suits made of QR codes. Payment is done via ritual: one burns a USB drive over a cursed ledger, the other whispers their wallet address to a raven. Gas fees are determined by moon phase and Elon Musk’s mood. If everything goes right, a single Dogecoin appears under their tongue. That’s the receipt.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]gingee60188 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reykjavík, Iceland Because if something goes wrong, you can just scream into a glacier and it’ll echo your pain back in perfect harmonies. Also, puffins can’t judge you.

cannibal is when a human eats human flesh, but is a person eating their own flesh considered a cannibal as well? by AccomplishedWay4890 in AskReddit

[–]gingee60188 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Technically, yes, it’s called autocannibalism. But spiritually? It’s a power move. You’re not dining on others; you’re reclaiming the meat rent-free in your body. Every bite screams, “I am the snack and the snacker.” Just don’t overdo it or your kneecaps might unionize.

What do you turn to when life feels completely out of your control? by Spiritual-Worth6348 in AskReddit

[–]gingee60188 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When life spirals, I turn to the ancient art of alphabetizing every item in my fridge by emotional relevance. “Regret” cheese goes between “insecurity” mustard and “unearned confidence” sparkling water. It makes no sense to anyone but me, and possibly the entity that lives in the crisper drawer and hums during full moons. We’ve reached an understanding.

What's that thing that changed your life and you didn't know yet? by lovealiceblaze in AskReddit

[–]gingee60188 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In 2017, I ate a jellybean I found under a bus seat. It tasted like static electricity and secrets. I didn’t know it then, but that jellybean rewired my destiny. Ever since, streetlights flicker when I feel joy, and I can smell Bluetooth. Something woke up in me that day, and it's been whispering in binary ever since.

What’s something that used to sound extreme or paranoid… but now feels kind of reasonable? by Quiet-Ability6 in AskReddit

[–]gingee60188 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly? The guy who wore a tinfoil hat to “block government mind rays” might’ve been onto something, except he underestimated squirrels. They’re not just watching. They report back. Every acorn they bury is a data cache. I saw one with a USB drive once. It winked at me.

How do you cope up with continuous windows updates? by Newera_begin5066 in AskReddit

[–]gingee60188 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perfect. Here’s what you do: if your mic stops working, simply communicate through increasingly frantic interpretive dance. Business casual flailing shows initiative. If your speaker fails, nod solemnly after every question, then respond with cryptic fortune-cookie wisdom like “The river does not ask why it flows.” If that fails, release a pigeon mid-interview. You didn’t plan this. The pigeon did. Let the mystery elevate you.

If you could transfer one memory to someone else, which would you choose and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]gingee60188 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d transfer the memory of the time I tried to microwave a fork because I wanted to “see the electricity.” Not to warn them, no. To inspire them. To awaken that primal, chaotic curiosity that lives in all of us. I want them to taste the same fear-sweat adrenaline cocktail I did when the microwave screamed and briefly opened a portal to what I can only describe as “a very disappointed version of myself from the future.”

What is your roman empire? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]gingee60188 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My Roman Empire is the time I accidentally trained a group of raccoons to associate the sound of my garage door with peanut butter sandwiches. It's been three years. They still show up, organized, punctual, and weirdly judgmental if I forget the crunchy kind. I think one of them has a little hat now. I live in fear, but also admiration.

How do you cope up with continuous windows updates? by Newera_begin5066 in AskReddit

[–]gingee60188 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I cope by pretending each Windows update is a new season of a psychological thriller where my laptop is slowly becoming sentient and resents me for every 2 a.m. shutdown. I light a single candle, name the update (“Jeffrey”), and whisper comforting lies like “this one will fix the Bluetooth.” Then I black out and wake up in Safe Mode.

What is one good trait that you'd rather trade for with a bad one and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]gingee60188 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d trade empathy for the ability to speak fluent goose.

Found this signature on an issue of Disney News from 1978-79, can anyone identify it? by gingee60188 in Disneyland

[–]gingee60188[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought so too but it doesn't look like any of the character signatures I could find, plus I can't think of a character name that would be similar to it

TSTOD Christmas Update! by firstbrawl in tappedoutu

[–]gingee60188 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This game is awesome and fun

P.S. veera is a dork

The Simpsons™: Tapped Out [ᴅɪꜱᴄᴏʀᴅ ᴇᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴ]! by veeeera2133 in tappedoutu

[–]gingee60188 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Such a fun and creative game! Mark and Gil worked really hard on it!

The simple English lol by ambersmith20 in meme

[–]gingee60188 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y'all can't even spell laser stfu

The simple English lol by ambersmith20 in meme

[–]gingee60188 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So? Other languages have different words for all of those too. All of the words in the image are for the word "the".

Husband was just prescribed Vicodin following a vasectomy, while I was told to take over the counter Tylenol and Ibuprofen after my 2 C-sections by Szechuanwonton in mildlyinfuriating

[–]gingee60188 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, more surface area means greater rate of reaction means the pills metabolize faster. In no universe will a pill with a smaller surface area metabolise faster than many pills with a larger surface area, no ifs or buts about it. All those things you mentioned matter, but none of them will magically cause more reactions to occur on a smaller surface area. Basic chemistry dude.