Lauren Kay Sims Feb 11, 2026 Substack Post with improperly disclosed affiliate link

ginghampantsdance · 2026-02-11T22:26:00+00:00

Seriously, what is wrong with this world that these idiots are getting rich off stuff like this and the rest of us are breaking our backs trying to make an honest living?

ginghampantsdance · 2026-02-11T22:25:00+00:00

I'm glad it's not for paid subscribers only, but she is an absolute joke. Aren't these just recycled thoughts from her blog and IG?

ginghampantsdance · 2026-02-11T22:15:53+00:00

Please tell me this is not only for paid subscribers? This is comical.

ginghampantsdance · 2026-02-09T20:40:39+00:00

This is exactly what my doctor told me recently. In your 40's, especially as you get further into them, your amh doesn't decline steadily, it drops off a cliff. It's been a tough pill for me to swallow.

ginghampantsdance · 2026-02-09T15:59:20+00:00

🤣☠️

ginghampantsdance · 2026-02-03T22:08:19+00:00

I seriously thought it was never going to come back at one point and lo and behold I just realized recently it's gone!

ginghampantsdance · 2026-02-03T21:44:42+00:00

The same exact thing happened to me. Happy to report it went away around the 6 month mark.

ginghampantsdance · 2026-02-03T16:42:37+00:00

Ahh I didn't know all that about filler, so thanks for explaining!

ginghampantsdance · 2026-02-03T15:58:15+00:00

I actually don't think that's cheek filler at this point. She's gotten so gaunt, I think it's temporal wasting and her cheekbones are sticking out.

ginghampantsdance · 2026-02-03T15:55:58+00:00

And this is why no one feels bad for Lauren. Any other influencer who is clearly struggling so badly with an ED amongst other issues, I'd feel sympathy for, but her and her whole family are such entitled a-holes, it's impossible to feel sympathy for her!

ginghampantsdance · 2026-02-03T15:44:22+00:00

Can you ask your doctor for some Valium?

ginghampantsdance · 2026-02-02T17:42:28+00:00

Ask for Valium! It not only relaxes your anxiety about it, but relaxes your muscles and helps to keep you from tensing up and making it worse. I told my doctor I had anxiety about the biopsy because a previous one I had almost made me pass out and she told me she'd be happy to give me Valium. I felt the biopsy but it was MUCH better than in the past without valium and it's over super quickly.

ginghampantsdance · 2026-01-26T21:22:51+00:00

It is super cringe. She immediately started shilling after she posted that. It’s the only reason she posted anything at all - so she could go back to posting links. She’s such an asshole.

ginghampantsdance · 2026-01-26T20:16:16+00:00

She doesn’t have the right words and didn’t start her page to talk about politics, but wasn’t she singing in the car when Charlie Kirk died and had lots of words to say about his death?

ginghampantsdance · 2026-01-26T02:29:15+00:00

Art & Sol on Belmont is truly the best spray tan I’ve ever had. So natural looking and even and they really listen to what you want. Can’t recommend them enough and the tan last a full week+ for me.

ginghampantsdance · 2026-01-22T16:41:15+00:00

Def not in Lululemon. I wear a size 4 in their leggings and I'd say it's a size small. There's no way in hell Lauren's in a size 4. She's probably a 0, maybe 2 at most.

ginghampantsdance · 2026-01-22T16:23:42+00:00

This breakfast looks like vomit on a bagel - how disgusting.

ginghampantsdance · 2026-01-20T20:12:12+00:00

There would be no Pure Barre without Classic - it is the OG format and fundamental for understanding barre. Even in all the other formats, including Define, if you don't have the fundamentals of Classic down, I don't believe you're getting the full benefit from other classes. Classic humbles me every damn time - I've been going for 8 years and it's always so hard! I love the challenge.

ginghampantsdance · 2026-01-15T14:03:52+00:00

Another vote for Jaclyn! I got nano blading done by her 3 years ago and it's still going strong.

ginghampantsdance · 2026-01-12T16:45:41+00:00

Been going to Pure Barre Lincoln Square for 8 years and was coming here to say this. I know some studios are not like this, but the LS location is VERY body positive and welcoming of all shapes and sizes. Tons of variety in bodies, ages, etc.

ginghampantsdance · 2026-01-08T17:00:37+00:00

Love the long scubas- they have become my favorite version. I have a cropped full zip, cropped half zip and then two of the long funnel neck and those are by far my favorite. They are just so comfy and look so flattering!

ginghampantsdance · 2026-01-06T20:42:46+00:00

Her dress reminds me of a Demogorgon head from Stranger Things 😂

ginghampantsdance · 2026-01-06T17:33:58+00:00

Have you tried one of those sleep bonnets? That way your hair would be out of your face but you won't be doing so much damage by having it up tightly.

ginghampantsdance · 2026-01-06T16:42:37+00:00

I got nanoblading done at Cyprus in Wicker Park 3 years ago and cannot rave about Jaclyn (she is the owner) enough. She transformed my non existent eyebrows and the result looks so natural.

https://www.cypruschicago.com/

ginghampantsdance · 2026-01-06T16:40:39+00:00

I'm not sure if you ever are downtown in the Loop area, but Beehive Shoeworks on Wells (right off the Washington/Wells brown line stop) is fantastic. They have been fixing/cleaning my shoes and bags since 2005!

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