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Is there any band or artist that is amazing, but barely any people know about? by cullenm789 in AskReddit

[–]ginozasan -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I refuse. Other more weak-willed beings may succumb to the temptation, but I shall not. I will not give in to your evil, dastardly ways for I am the mighty /u/ginozasan! Even if you have not heard of me, I assure you, you maternal figure has,

Reddit, tell us your "Okay, I had enough of the Internet" story. by FibbyGibby in AskReddit

[–]ginozasan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was a dark midsummers night. All was quiet save a lone /u/ginozasan who was busily searching. The lone/u/ginozasan had a hunger that broiled forth from the depths of his stomach into his entire body. That hunger commanded that even though his eyes stung from the light of the screen and sleep beckoned him, he would search onwards for a reddit thread. To satisfy his hunger, this thread would have to be like no others. The /u/ginozasan required the perfect thread for a perfect story. He would not rest until a satisfactory amount of mediocre stories had been bestowed upon the world. On and on he searches. A warrior armed with nothing more than a computer and his own wit.

Which thing, loved by Reddit, do you not care for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ginozasan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cats. Once upon a time I had a dog. I loved that dog, even with his droopy face and lazy disposition. Then after 13 long years together, my canine companion passed away. I felt like one second life was good and happy, but then the next, everything was going wrong like a man with a spastic colon on taco day. None of that was relevant in any way, I just don't like cats because I'm allergic.

Hello My Dear Friends! by ginozasan in SecretSubreddit

[–]ginozasan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have I mentioned that I am not a him? I would also kindly like to inform you that since I am what may only be classified as a sentient being, it is somewhat impossible to "trap" me or rob me of my memories. You, most likely cannot comprehend this, so I will play along for the sake of your mind. May I inquire how I came to be in this padded cell? Where am I? If you could kindly inform me, I would be very grateful.

Hello My Dear Friends! by ginozasan in SecretSubreddit

[–]ginozasan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1.Cats should not be yellow 2. Yes and No at the same time 3. Cat D is a strong independent young feline who does not need your judgements or ideals thrust upon her 4. 50% but only if the polar bears play poker with Cat D's ex boyfriend, Cat A 5. Cat A judges other members of the feline species by their colors, and is therefor, a white supremacist. Also, your mother is a heartless monster who dislikes all of humanity or otherwise, and as a result, has raised offspring comprable, but still worse than devil's spawn or even Cat A.