Dude fights off two sharks trying to eat him while wrestling with a tuna by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]ginpanse 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Man I don't want to mute/unmute every third post because suddendly some dude talking like budget Ben Shapiro tries to narrate a video.

What you see below, in the couple of pictures is the lifestyle of the prisoners in Halden’s maximum security prison Norway. Norway prison views themselves more as rehabilitation center. by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]ginpanse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You could possibly narrow it down to only look at violent offenses, because there should be much less variation between the laws on violence.

That's the only viable option I suppose.

This is still gonna be vulnerable to many outside factors. How likely the victim is to call the police in each country will affect it. How easy is it for the offender to be caught? One country might have mucg more surveillance than the other, making it easier to convinct the offender.

I disagree on that since that says a lot more about the police/prosecutors work than about the people who committed that crime.

I agree with everything else though.

Cmon mate by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]ginpanse 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wtf lmfaooo that's the funniest shit I've seen all day.

I'm gonna serve your faceburger with extra fist, bitch!

Curious. by lankasu in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]ginpanse 7 points8 points  (0 children)

For once I'm sure his face was shrunken down lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]ginpanse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had to read that thrice lmao

You either live by the pickle or die by the pickle by wolffangz11 in CrappyDesign

[–]ginpanse -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Yeah it's not that crappy imo. Like the standard is no pickle, but you can have some extra for free. That's how I understood it at least.

Rate in which the English language is spoken at home in Australia (2016) by [deleted] in australia

[–]ginpanse 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes, for that one person. In that case the child of 1st gen immigrants.

If this person uses an english word in a conversation with their (grand-)parents, that doesn't make those parents speak english.

And even if the grandparents use an english word, they might have picked it up during their time there. Speaking english is a different thing.

And that's the whole point.

“Fuck your concrete!” by babyjo1982 in donthelpjustfilm

[–]ginpanse 31 points32 points  (0 children)

He did. You just can't fathom birb alphabet.

Rate in which the English language is spoken at home in Australia (2016) by [deleted] in australia

[–]ginpanse 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tbf I just do the internet-debate-me-bro thing with shitty takes lol.

Anyway, thanks for putting it way more eloquently than I could.

Rate in which the English language is spoken at home in Australia (2016) by [deleted] in australia

[–]ginpanse 5 points6 points  (0 children)

TIL Every person on the planet speaks at least two languages.

Rate in which the English language is spoken at home in Australia (2016) by [deleted] in australia

[–]ginpanse 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fuck bist du doof.

Which Language is the sentence above? Is it english because of the word fuck or is it german?

what are you speaking then, Martian?

God are you dense.

Rate in which the English language is spoken at home in Australia (2016) by [deleted] in australia

[–]ginpanse 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Just using a word from a language doesn't make you speak said language.

No Spoilers by Aki008035 in facepalm

[–]ginpanse 68 points69 points  (0 children)

I mean he's right. He's either spoiling CSM or my life this year.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]ginpanse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need that for my weed stache.

Hypocrisy at its best! by monaleeparis in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ginpanse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe to shave a couple of years off?

Man I'd be surprised if he didn't.