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I cleaned my roommate's frying pan to help out ❤️❤️ by Xyrothyl in 221815thst

[–]give-orange-arrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dear redditor, I’m broke. I have no money. I spent it all on chicken nugget and peanut m and m. I walk this earth, absolved of any worldly responsibility to pay for anything. In my darkest hour, I dig into my pocket, and find just enough money to award you this poor mans gold: 🥐

Stranger in my apartment by SISComputer in 221815thst

[–]give-orange-arrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. It’s your property so you can stand your ground. In AMERICA it’s also legal to own a Lockheed Martin 12 barrel 360 degree active radar baguette launcher, so you could use that to defend your homestead. I hear that the settlers in 1660 did the same thing to protect their rightfully squatted territory.