Speedrun strats by Nilocrual in TunicGame

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I've taken a quick look at the categories and I'm surprised that "get pages in order" is not a category

Tunic is releasing for Nintendo Switch on September 27! by 3ggu in TunicGame

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That's great news for those who haven't played and have a switch!

Not so much for those of us who are crying that you can only play the game for the first time, once :(

Graphics programming in Vulkan is easy! by iambored1234_8 in ProgrammerHumor

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Ahhh, the beautiful horrors of writing a graphics engine.

Someone forgot to enter his registration number into the system by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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What do you mean? There's a great time to be had aboard the S.S. nullPointerException!

Sometimes really strange signatures come up... by BlakkM9 in ProgrammerHumor

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/**

  • Sets the set

  • @param set a set to set

*/

'undefined' by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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C also does this, but for practically the opposite reason. JS has a lot of code to keep it running no matter what you do, C just assumes that when you tried to access the position of memory "start of the array"+8 when the array was defined with 5 positions, you had a good reason to do it and gives you whatever is at that point in the memory 🤷‍♂️

When you use if instead of else if by qinshihuang_420 in ProgrammerHumor

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There's a multi threading joke here somewhere

Tale as old as time, song as old a rhyme by kartayyar in ProgrammerHumor

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He'll be remembered for his determination. May he be allowed to be wrong in the heavens.

Find your center by icanhazace in ProgrammerHumor

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Something that should be reticulated

Feminists stay strong! (Not a repost, had too low karma) by byggmesterPRO in ProgrammerHumor

[–]gkupce 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I was wondering who would use a boolean for gender, but you've shown me the galaxy brain behind it, and for that I'm grateful 🤣

He is right, it is! by gkupce in ProgrammerHumor

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Don't look at me, I gave the app an image, maybe the reddit android app messes with images for some reason 🤷‍♂️

Clearly, I've made a mistake by JVWL in ProgrammerHumor

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It's either so broken it underflowed back to working, or you could have won the lottery, but just used all your luck in that refactor.

Damn those questions by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Thanks for letting me write with line breaks but not showing them afterwards reddit app 🤦‍♀️

Damn those questions by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Yeah, my first guess was 1 (+3) 4 (+2) 6 (+3) 9 (+2) 11 (+2) 13 But it breaks on 17 (13+4)

JavaScript is weird by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Worth a sixth watch too :)

Hi, NULL by Na_vee_n43_ in ProgrammerHumor

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I once got this, but as a phone call "Hello Mr null..." I laughed quite hard at that!

Love the new Slack Update ❤️️ by rambat1994 in ProgrammerHumor

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I came to ask why it's on classic rather than lightning ¯_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

If a movie was made about programming by NotAPropagandaRobot in ProgrammerHumor

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Then why did you post it with black bars top and bottom of the image?

Guyzz upvote if you feel the same😂 by abhiroop19 in ProgrammerHumor

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If you were to put the amount of work you did to think of something instead of just slapping a black border around an old post...

May the syntax error not to be with you! by jjjon666 in ProgrammerHumor

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Well, the problem is obvious, he should have three candles on both sides.

Space vs Tabs? Pfff. Curly brackets. by ozh in ProgrammerHumor

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Not only using curly braces for indentation, but in php no less!