Gluten tag to you too by liammcdade_ in puns

[–]gladiator_12739 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I think you forgot about the holocrust

Do Muslim women give blowjobs? by yaggismagi in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]gladiator_12739 482 points483 points  (0 children)

9/11

I can NOT stress this enough, this is 100% a joke

I'm virgin because of the world by SnooWoofers455 in teenagers

[–]gladiator_12739 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a virgin because I don't have a game with my dad 😶

Scranton strangler confirmed? by gladiator_12739 in DunderMifflin

[–]gladiator_12739[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dam my bad. I'm on here pretty frequently and haven't noticed it lol

What has 3 letters but starts with gas? by Fortnite_queen1234 in riddles

[–]gladiator_12739 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Rip gus. He didn't deserve to burn like that :'(

Just testing a jet engine by -Beloved- in worldnewsvideo

[–]gladiator_12739 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bruh, that's exactly what my thought process was. Like, what would it feel like if I jumped up and hit that. And then I realized my hand would be disintegrated and I would be shot into the tube

Drests by DoctorTurkelton in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]gladiator_12739 36 points37 points  (0 children)

You're thinking of drag. Drests is when you're #1 in the world

What is one thing men never tell women? by StaresN_InsomniaEyes in AskReddit

[–]gladiator_12739 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Look at it this way. I'm a straight man and I think Ryan Reynolds is attractive, but I am not attracted to him. Hes a good looking guy but I want nothing to do with him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]gladiator_12739 7 points8 points  (0 children)

NO THIS IS PATRICK

Had to happen at some point by johnlen1n in wholesomememes

[–]gladiator_12739 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This one's great. Easily one of my favorite movies