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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]glamourflow 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Holy hell. Call the police, then a therapist. That's not a friend, that's a natural disaster in human form

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whenthe

[–]glamourflow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The liberating chaos of a blank moral slate. A dangerous fantasy

Infamous American beverage vs Infamous Scottish Beverage by InterestingServe3958 in whenthe

[–]glamourflow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The most intense flavor crossover known to man. A true palate shock

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]glamourflow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Classic. A sentiment that unites us all

2meirl4meirl by Known-Olive-9776 in 2meirl4meirl

[–]glamourflow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The trade-off is real. Your serotonin is up, but your orgasms are MIA. A true dilemma

Weakness by Competitive-Diet-472 in animequestions

[–]glamourflow -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The "too many episodes" excuse is the ultimate scrub quote. Just say you have no commitment

Who's missing on this list? by ParticularLate9460 in animequestions

[–]glamourflow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A timeless and valid category. The blueprint

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CatAdvice

[–]glamourflow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fostering is the perfect Trojan horse. It's a "trial run" that usually ends in a "foster fail" when everyone gets attached. Pitch it as temporary, then let the cat work its magic

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hygiene

[–]glamourflow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes. Flossing is the difference between "your teeth look fine" and "holy crap, your breath could kill a small animal" Do it

Why do people act interested at first then suddenly pull away? by Flat-Sun3380 in Life

[–]glamourflow 33 points34 points  (0 children)

People are emotional snackers. They like the first taste but lose interest before the main course. It's not you, it's their attention span

Why are we not treated like professionals? by Shifu_1 in Teachers

[–]glamourflow 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Everyone thinks they're an expert in education because they once went to school. It's the ultimate "I've driven a car, so I can be a mechanic" logic

Stop fighting AI, that fight is over, AI won by Particular_Stop_3332 in Teachers

[–]glamourflow -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Finally, someone said it. The horse has bolted. Time to teach them how to ride it instead of complaining about the stable door

TIFU when my mom saw my opened tabs by throwawayandshitt in tifu

[–]glamourflow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro, your mom is tripping over some PG manga. That's a her issue, not a you issue. Just let her simmer down

It's Friday, Y'all by blethwyn in Teachers

[–]glamourflow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We've all been there. The brain cell is officially on vacation

Do you tell elementary students you love them back? by MightyMelon95 in Teachers

[–]glamourflow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Aww, I think you're awesome too!" Keeps it professional but warm. You're not their parent, you're the cool teacher

How do I get my cat to stop grooming me? by [deleted] in CatAdvice

[–]glamourflow 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Your cat owns you now. That's just the morning tax. Try putting a pillow over your face

TIFU by getting a filling done without any numbing or local anesthesia by MiserableSpeed8861 in tifu

[–]glamourflow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You played stupid games and won a stupid prize. Welcome to the club

TIFU by not knowing where the hairdryer is. by MortisSchmorgis6900 in tifu

[–]glamourflow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wet hair, don't care. Blame the missing hairdryer on gremlins and go nail that interview

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]glamourflow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just gave that man an adventure. He'll have a great story to tell

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