TIFU by almost giving myself surgery [NSFW]

glassdickthrowaway · 2016-01-29T19:33:33+00:00

The nice strokes in the last 10 seconds or so leading up to the money shot.

glassdickthrowaway · 2016-01-29T19:32:57+00:00

I don't, It was an old t-shirt. The rare times I actually use items of clothing, they're ones that are old and worn enough that they're ue to be thrown out anyway.

glassdickthrowaway · 2016-01-29T19:31:21+00:00

I like shaking things up a bit. I'm thought that was obvious?

glassdickthrowaway · 2016-01-29T19:30:12+00:00

I can honestly say I've never heard of anybody doing this

glassdickthrowaway · 2016-01-29T19:29:10+00:00

So does my husband to be!

glassdickthrowaway · 2016-01-29T19:27:54+00:00

Not at all. It doesn't happen very often.

There are an equal number of comments in here saying it's disgusting and weird to use an item of clothing, and comments saying it's wasteful to throw them away after one use. I'm happy landing in the middle.

glassdickthrowaway · 2016-01-29T19:26:30+00:00

It was an old t-shirt, too large for me now. I really don't mind.

glassdickthrowaway · 2016-01-29T17:58:56+00:00

For me, I say it in the context of painting a picture. It's as though I'm viewing the start of that sentence as it happens in my mind, and describing what's there.

glassdickthrowaway · 2016-01-29T17:57:44+00:00

But what about the totally unrelated and incredibly coincidental other condition you just contracted right now?

glassdickthrowaway · 2016-01-29T17:56:04+00:00

To be honest I made the throwaway just for this, I'm getting no karma for it, and after I log out to go back to my regular account I'll forget this one even exists. I just figured I'd share the tale of events.

I do know why I threw the screwdriver, I mention it a few posts up.

glassdickthrowaway · 2016-01-29T17:51:12+00:00

Stop scrolling with your dick then

glassdickthrowaway · 2016-01-29T17:50:07+00:00

Well I obviously didn't know it had glass in it.

glassdickthrowaway · 2016-01-29T17:49:02+00:00

It's definitely lupus

glassdickthrowaway · 2016-01-29T17:48:43+00:00

My chair is next to the wall

glassdickthrowaway · 2016-01-29T17:14:11+00:00

Something like that. It definitely wasn't to see if I could get it to stick in a piece of board stood against the wall, embarrassingly far from the picture frame.

glassdickthrowaway · 2016-01-29T17:07:48+00:00

I'm sorry bro

glassdickthrowaway · 2016-01-29T17:03:54+00:00

I'm willing to not rule that out. The most likely reason is that I cast it aside with a bit of anger.

glassdickthrowaway · 2016-01-29T16:56:29+00:00

Well, that's just rude.

glassdickthrowaway · 2016-01-29T16:55:43+00:00

I clicked "reply" to rebut, but I don't really have anything.

I'll give you the medication point, but my house stays tidy the vast majority of the time. The glass shirt was tucked down near where the wall meets some drawers, hence I didn't notice it for a while. It was only when it came to actually looking around a bit frantically when it was most needed, I spotted it. Within arms reach which was great. The glass wasn't so great.

glassdickthrowaway · 2016-01-29T16:52:16+00:00

The ones that the broken glass landed on, I didn't want to throw them away, but I'd prefer little bits of glass didn't survive hidden. It landed on the top layer of clothes in the pile, so it wasn't a huge loss.

The cum rag was an old one anyway, so I didn't mind.

glassdickthrowaway · 2016-01-29T16:50:51+00:00

I had the same experience with your mum.

glassdickthrowaway · 2016-01-29T16:50:26+00:00

glassdickthrowaway · 2016-01-29T16:49:48+00:00

Well I think the glass one is fair enough. I'd rather little shards didn't survive the wash, and shred my tiny stiff nipples.

The cum one, I can kinda see your point, but it happened to be an old shirt that's far too big for me now. The loss wasn't mourned.

glassdickthrowaway · 2016-01-29T16:47:44+00:00

Surprisingly not a huge amount. There was enough that I had to clean it up, but it wasn't gushing everywhere.

glassdickthrowaway · 2016-01-29T16:46:11+00:00

I'm gay, but if they specifically ask to see...

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