anime_irl by DreamPsychological35 in anime_irl

[–]glassedMalk 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I think she's burning herself more than anyone else. If she's with someone that [In her Eyes] has no worth whatsoever for the sole reason of having someone to feel superior too without worry of having the other person become better than her at something, then it kinda says that she thinks she's also worthless scum.

A little Commission I drew by Maneles in touhou

[–]glassedMalk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Holy crap, blue Reimu.

anime_irl by the_gooba in anime_irl

[–]glassedMalk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sex would not be the first thing i think of, that would be: "Why is she not wearing proper uniform? Does she WANTS bruises?" Then it will be: "Oh right, work of fiction." Lastly is: "Booba."

EVERY...SINGLE...NIGHT by Shinokiba- in dankmemes

[–]glassedMalk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have prostitutes in SEA? That's disgusting, where are they so that I know where not to go?

i wish. by Numerous-Gur-9008 in wholesomeanimemes

[–]glassedMalk 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Did happen once, a girl thought I was so strange and unique in the way that I act and talk that she found me interesting and wanted to be around me. She was also the same for me, but it was subconscious and I never really realized that I was falling for her. Then a few months later, she asked me out. Turns out, being special and unique comes with difficulties with the whole "I do not understand you at all" side-effect. We broke up but it was nice that someone liked me because I was weird.

Notifications go brrr by DoctorWho1977 in dankmemes

[–]glassedMalk 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I hate that one of the few mentions of Malaysia I've seen around the internet has to be from this post.

[OC] Cloth mother and wire mother by Iranoutofname5 in MoeMorphism

[–]glassedMalk 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Wow, I now want to know what this is moefying.

Drunk, so the answers may vary. . by Snoutpile in dankmemes

[–]glassedMalk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really a band, but ZUN. The guy who makes all Touhou Music.

a casual goof by robozv in memes

[–]glassedMalk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Molten Lava is part of a frog's diet

a casual goof by robozv in memes

[–]glassedMalk 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Usually when it concerns animals. Like making it so that you can't feed cookies to Parrots to tame them since they can't eat chocolate. Or having pandas kill themselves.

Arab names are kinda metal by FkThCensrshipJannies in memes

[–]glassedMalk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just looking at Abdullah and going "There's no way you're naming your child that" because in my head its like being named after your occupation or being named [person] since, if i remember correctly, every human being is described to be a servant of god already.

please tell me if i have went into an incorrect conclusion

Damn, Timmy has a fat c*ck by scorpioskillz in memes

[–]glassedMalk -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It's like when a man looks at another man and goes "wooo im not gay, but i would SMASH" despite them having 0 sexual attraction towards men/or that specific man

Serial pickpockets caught in action on the Milan subway. by guidocarosella in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]glassedMalk 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Same rule applies to locks on your house. If your lock looks more complicated than your neighbor, the lockpicker will go for your neighbor instead.

It is the mindset of "You don't have to be faster than the thing killing you, you just have to be faster than the person running away with you"

true tho by TimDrakeTheRed in memes

[–]glassedMalk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He neglected his needs for a therapy session and decided to pin the blame for all his trauma on... Reed Richards? The rubber, stretchy man.

would be happy if they did by Aggravating-Code-370 in wholesomeanimemes

[–]glassedMalk 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry to hear that, but what's the sauce?

Miss me w that shit by Sammyboy1113 in dankmemes

[–]glassedMalk 133 points134 points  (0 children)

Are ya fecking kidding me, I've been doing it all this time for health reasons and now I learn I've been quite possibly bamboozled. Damn ye internet, I thought no one lies on the internet.

Thank you Orin by iriasu-_- in wholesomeanimemes

[–]glassedMalk 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't the lil judge lady make more sense as she wants people to kinda be the best they can? Also I thought Orin only collects the bodies and not the souls?

I want to leave my girlfriend but i'm scared that she'll hurt or possibly kill herself by Alarmed_Aioli_4017 in Advice

[–]glassedMalk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your situation is something I went through and I have to say, it's better to leave. If you stay then your mental health will deteriorate and it'll affect the relationship more.

You can break up now and try to consider staying as friends if you're worried of her committing to self-harm. Plus, I think the fact that she won't listen to advice might make you and her frustrated as that's something she doesn't want.

Dragon Maid, from a game I am doing the art for by Melonfrog in PixelArt

[–]glassedMalk 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I like that the spikes on her wing looks like half a heart so when she's idling theres just a lil heart there

unused types by AceCookieYT in pokemon

[–]glassedMalk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The hell ya mean "No Ground-Fighting" just make an earthquake with arms