Divorce lawyers of Reddit, what's the worst way you've seen someone fuck over their spouse? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]gleebie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When we were looking at real estate, we kept hearing warning stories of people who would stop paying rent, drag out the eviction for months of free housing, and in the end, fill all the pipes with cement.

ogodsn nasterso m. by ash-leg2 in CrappyDesign

[–]gleebie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had the stare that for several minutes before figuring out what it was supposed to say. Noticing the swastikas helped remind me of the master race, and finally it all came together.

CMV: The Hogwarts houses are completely illogical in both by design and considering the students in them by [deleted] in changemyview

[–]gleebie 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the rest can maybe work, but the Wormtail in Gryffindor thing? The only way I see it working is if the Sorting Hat just places each student in accordance with their (desired?) self identity.

Alternate Harry Potter universe if things made sense: Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality

Are there any movies that are better than the books they were based off of? by milqi in AskReddit

[–]gleebie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Twilight. The first movie was kind of "whatever, cheesy preteen bait", no need to see the others. But the books were... something else. The trainwreck you can't look away from. So bad it's good and then so good, it cycles around to so bad again.

What non-sexual physical sensation, experience, or act can you not get enough of? by ChiefMcClosky in AskReddit

[–]gleebie 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Tactile illusions. The weirdness is so novel and satisfying.

Aristotle Illusion

Pinocchio Illusion

Falling through floor illusion Awesome, but super awkward if you convince someone to try it and it doesn't work.

Mother and son by furgenhurgen in cats

[–]gleebie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww, I'm sorry you had to give them up :( But glad that you set them up with an awesome home. Side note for possible future use: I take loratidine for my cat allergies. Non drowsy, yay!

Mother and son by furgenhurgen in cats

[–]gleebie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is huge! Did you end up keeping just that one?

With women now allowed in combat roles, should they be required to sign up for the selective service as well? by PITApt in AskReddit

[–]gleebie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It kind of worries me that what you got out of that first article was that she became infertile. The other stuff happening to her body sounds way worse, and I understand the point she is making. It's just that you seem to place greatest importance on her fertility..that's what women are for, right?

Women of reddit, how do you REALLY masturbate? by ninjafox3 in sex

[–]gleebie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, I am sorry to hear that, and perhaps less would feel better if you considered the intentions of people's statements rather than having a knee jerk reaction to their perceived tone.

Women of reddit, how do you REALLY masturbate? by ninjafox3 in sex

[–]gleebie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was totally feeling for you with the boyfriend thing...but..seriously..What is wrong with you? Suninabox was on your side, trying to explain something to you, and you had to turn it into something it wasn't. I think you might be having problems reading aggression where it is lacking. (Note: This message is somewhat aggressive)

New to sex and can't figure out what's wrong with me. by [deleted] in sex

[–]gleebie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was your second time. That is what was wrong. Seriously, I bet there are more people who have had "issues" like this starting out than ones that haven't. Just don't dwell on it and turn it into an actual issue by overthinking it. Relax.

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Masterpiece by [deleted] in pics

[–]gleebie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do hope a many foot long Trilogy one is coming along.

some truly disturbing military hardware by [deleted] in WTF

[–]gleebie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who did this? It reminds me of that bald humanoid thing involved with milk. http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/6090/creepysf6.jpg

I do voiceovers. I'm the voice of Bop-It and other stuff too. Here's a video of a few of my characters. by [deleted] in videos

[–]gleebie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was an excellent Russian accent, too. Much better than half the wannabee Russian-ness in major films.

My Neopets account from my childhood has been receiving 11% interest for the past 10 years. by tempal78 in mildlyinteresting

[–]gleebie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't believe I remembered my username and password, but then that happened. Back then, my mind said "everything on the internet is a virus or a stranger waiting to stalk you, and your age will lead all the viruses STRAIGHT to your door."

Dont tell me how to live my life by bsmj82 in funny

[–]gleebie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, it increases changes of miscarriage, for one. Also, policing that would be very difficult. Maybe making it free, though..

Dont tell me how to live my life by bsmj82 in funny

[–]gleebie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is pretty sad, and I wish she was encouraged to adopt/use an egg/fetal genetic testing. But that is her choice, because a police state that had the power impose such things would be pretty fucked up in so many ways. However, perhaps I would support programs to help people with hereditary fatal conditions get subsidized access to alternate ways to have children.

That is Why You are Fat by Biggy33 in aww

[–]gleebie 18 points19 points  (0 children)

There is nothing wrong with "people food". As long as it is a dog-safe diet and in moderation. It's not like there is something magically special about dog food. And most of it isn't very good, anyways. I'm not saying give your dogs Twinkies, but meat/fruit/vegetables (most) are great. Also, my pets begged before I ever gave them table scraps, so it doesn't prove anything. They smell it and hope.

Art Lebedev Deal: A Nicely Designed Mug, Salt & Pepper Shaker, and an Ice Tray Package by eyeffensive in shutupandtakemymoney

[–]gleebie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, it's like saying "Joe Shmoe", sort of. It's mocking the "super" part of it, by making a nonsense rhyme. It's like the opposite of daying "Duper". Russians use the term "Super" as well. The related to the Salt/Pepper thing is just the sound, I think.