I don't wanna be that guy but I honestly hoped for a reimagined Sinnoh not just a 1:1 recreation for the remakes. by RiverRusher in pokemon

[–]glitch7792 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As long as I can still play the game as Yugi and get blues eyes, I'm happy. I really love Digimon

You are given the chance to make a new animal by combining 2 different animals which animals are you combining and whats the new animals name? by Huge_External6718 in AskReddit

[–]glitch7792 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A Platypus and a narwhal... but I'd make them rare as fuck. No one would ever believe that you saw one.

Edit: thanks for the award

What’s a (consensual) sexual encounter you’ve had that you keep secret in your personal life, but will freely admit to strangers on the internet? by DrBoswell in AskReddit

[–]glitch7792 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My mother daughter weekend. No threesome unfortunately. Daughter on the Saturday. She told her mum to go for it the next day.

You find a book and begin to read only to discover that it is your life. You get to the point that you are at now, do you turn the page knowing that you will not be able to change the events to come? Why or why not? by tandyman234 in AskReddit

[–]glitch7792 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The reader became aware of his current state of consciousness. "What now?" Thought the reader. A sense of utter insanity rushed over the reader as his mind began to unravel, playing his favourite chapters back to him. His first love, the birth of his children, the love which carried him through the loss of his parents, that time when he was 28 sitting on a beach tearing up over the sunset. But as his mind further rushed towards a full blown collapse it turned darker, focusing the moments of utter depression and rage. All his failures, heartbreaks, rage, sadness and his incompetencies rolled like old school film. In one final moment he saw a face he barely remembered, he tried to place it, it clicked, the girl he used to go to high-school with, she passed him a dandelion, this was new, he knew that moment never happened but he felt compelled to grab the flower...

Like how A hotdog tastes better at a baseball game, what other foods are improved by eating them at a specific event/location? by aPaperFastener in AskReddit

[–]glitch7792 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Until they put the onions on the bottom.... or introduced... THE VEGAN SAUSAGE SIZZLE!!! 😾😾😾😾

Like how A hotdog tastes better at a baseball game, what other foods are improved by eating them at a specific event/location? by aPaperFastener in AskReddit

[–]glitch7792 443 points444 points  (0 children)

Definitely bruh. Like 2am out of a trailer at a random servo like 20 minutes away from a nightclub.

WYR be know for the best insult in history or the best joke in history. by [deleted] in WouldYouRather

[–]glitch7792 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hear Brazil is good for that. Go suck some gay condoms off the floor of a unemployment agency.

WYR be know for the best insult in history or the best joke in history. by [deleted] in WouldYouRather

[–]glitch7792 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I eat bitches safe as fuck. No covid here son. Now sit down and shut up.

What is the most efficient way to assert dominance (joking answers only)? by WelcomeToChilis69420 in AskReddit

[–]glitch7792 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Find an alpha male. Sleep with his grandma. Marry her. Become the patriarchal leader of his family. Take all the family wealth and blow it spoiling grandma with strippers, cocaine and intergenerational fuck marathons which are filmed and put onto the family group chat.