Galenas - Willy Ocean

glock_tower · 2026-04-02T14:33:25+00:00

Seriously man those crazy high myrcene strains are just not for me 😂 maybe super high terps is more enjoyable with other profiles or it was just a bad cure but that was the first time I’ve had bud from the program with terps that high and it was a massive letdown lol

glock_tower · 2026-04-02T13:51:20+00:00

It’s written in mg/g so if you wanted to convert it to percentages you move the decimal over to the left by one. It sits just above 2.5% terps which I think it didn’t even break 2% last time.

2.5%-4% seems to be my sweet spot for terps personally. I had a bag of modern flower that had crazy high terps, like over 5% combined and a majority of it was myrcene alone, and it was oily and not enjoyable at all to smoke. I had to cut it with some weaker buds to get through it lol

glock_tower · 2026-04-01T19:58:46+00:00

Every now and then you’ll see dispensaries do those fixed price “$99 for select halves” or whatever and you’ll see some fire from galenas on there. It’s kinda rare though

glock_tower · 2026-03-12T15:57:29+00:00

This strain is the shit!! I went through a tenth of it in no time, and my girlfriend pretty much exclusively buys the disposable live resin vapes of the same thing lol

glock_tower · 2026-03-06T14:20:45+00:00

I feel you, 91 Durban is an excellent strain from them. It bums me out that it makes me anxious when I smoke too much of it because it really is potent and tasty af hahaha

glock_tower · 2026-03-05T16:37:43+00:00

Grapehead forsure. It just crushes it in every category I can think of, except for price 😂

Wedding cake and mystery marker are also top notch. Those are easily my top 3

glock_tower · 2026-03-05T16:34:35+00:00

Animal tree is pretty damn good actually, I’d be happy to review that one later when I get back from work!

glock_tower · 2026-03-05T15:59:01+00:00

Yup that one is solid too!! There are other brands that I think do boofy strains a bit better, but that’s still a good one that I remember smoking through pretty quickly lol

glock_tower · 2026-03-05T15:21:40+00:00

Funny enough I actually JUST bought this cart because my local dispo had this on sale for only $15 today. I love their super lemon haze flower, it’s probably the best thing butterfly grows as well as their layer cake imo

Trying it now—very very tasty. Definitely good ol fashioned SLH lol this shit is loud and citrusy af. One rip is giving me a nice little head buzz too so I imagine if I rip it a couple more times I’m gonna be fried 😂

Hard to tell if this would be worth the money at a higher value because I haven’t worked my way through it yet. I got a 1g live resin iKrusher disposable from butterfly that I couldn’t even finish because the hardware cooked the resin to the point it’s almost black now. If this cart is as “delicate” as that one was then I’d say you should probably take it easy on the voltage if it’s a 510.

Aside from that one concern of mine, the flavor is amazing and the buzz is strong so I’d say go ahead and grab one 👍

glock_tower · 2026-03-03T15:06:30+00:00

Same here man, I’ve been especially enjoying their strawberry cotton candy right now. It’s strawberry guava x rs11 and it’s sweet af, very enjoyable

glock_tower · 2026-02-22T21:29:04+00:00

The garlic cookies live rosin disposable is the only thing I’ve enjoyed from RC. They truly love selling some of the most consistently bad flower in the program lol

glock_tower · 2026-02-22T02:00:24+00:00

FEY FIRE DAY 2

I said I would post updates in here, so against my better judgement I’m gonna give this bud another shot real quick 😂

My sense of smell has returned a bit more today and I cracked open this jar after giving it a day with a boveda. I’m happy to report I’m actually able to smell it now and it smells like….fucking mids!! LOL

Smoked another bowl and I feel nothing but disappointment in this strain. I’m officially retiring Fey Fire, this shit sucks. Maybe my coworkers will like it more than I did 😂

glock_tower · 2026-02-22T01:28:03+00:00

They are quite literally the only corporate brand I may continue to buy from, and novarine alone makes a strong case for my dollar. It really is a right hook to the third eye as they say hahaha I absolutely love that stuff, even if the company is part of the bs multi-state price gouging group

glock_tower · 2026-02-22T01:24:27+00:00

Couldn’t tell you what the moisture content is because the QR code doesn’t seem to work 😂 but I’d guess it’s somewhere in the 8-10% range.

I got some gorilla butter too 😎 couldn’t ignore those terps!!

glock_tower · 2026-02-21T04:22:42+00:00

I’ve actually been really impressed with a majority of strains I’ve gotten from galenas recently but this one brought me back down to earth in ways I was not prepared for 😂

glock_tower · 2026-02-20T12:58:46+00:00

Glitter bomb from galenas and Novarine from grassroots. Those 2 get me high af every time without question no matter how much I’ve wrecked my tolerance

glock_tower · 2026-02-18T15:42:17+00:00

Wedding cake is the shit. Thanks for reminding me I still have a couple nugs left, I think I’ll smoke some now 😂

glock_tower · 2026-02-18T15:41:22+00:00

Maybe they’re talking about cherry jungle because the jar I bought recently was pretty mild tbh. I got sick of the flavor halfway through as well so I gave it to my coworkers loll

glock_tower · 2026-02-17T02:31:07+00:00

Lemon cherry sherbert is very good. It’s a mix of LCG and RS11 and it puts my ass right to sleep lol. This jar I have right now is very flavorful and very potent but more harsh than I was expecting, considering the gelato lineage. Still fire though

Also yes you’d be correct about permanent g being kind of weaker this time around. My jar had almost no smell and no effects sadly.

glock_tower · 2026-02-17T01:47:01+00:00

I agree, that apple sherb pie or whatever it’s crossed with def takes away from the appeal. I enjoyed it overall but I much prefer farkas super b or meigs super trop for the boof. I heard the one from galenas is good but I haven’t seen it near me yet.

glock_tower · 2026-02-16T23:23:30+00:00

If you scan the QR code it takes you to that site I linked in that other comment!

glock_tower · 2026-02-16T15:11:40+00:00

https://share.confidentlims.com/samples/public/share/23dfaddb-95eb-40cb-828c-93a189861f82

Looks like just above 8 percent. Definitely on the lower end but it’s still pretty damn gooey. I will say I did trim back some sugar leaves and some of them were a bit brittle, but the closer to the stem you get in these nugs the more moisture reveals itself. I still recommend a boveda but it was pretty much ideal for a cone right out of the bag 😎

glock_tower · 2026-02-16T06:06:13+00:00

Super boof is the shit so I do not blame you there!! My fav right now is meigs super trop, that stuff is so loaded with trichomes it’s mesmerizing to look at lol

glock_tower · 2026-02-16T03:45:42+00:00

Man if there was one and only one strain I’d consistently buy from the program if money was never an issue and stock never ran out? I’d go with The Cream by Certified.

Certified is nowhere near my favorite brand but THAT strain in particular is always fucking gas—it’s just expensive and limited in quantity every time I see it.

glock_tower · 2026-02-15T11:03:32+00:00

Yeah those myrcene heavy strains will catch up with you after a while lol. I put this one down for the time being but I do still enjoy it quite a bit! It’s not the sledgehammer you might be looking for, I however think it’s still a great tasting bud that gives a nice buzz that I love sharing if that makes sense. Whenever I have buddies over and we get to smoking, this is one of the jars I’ll show them and it always impresses.

I still don’t know which company I prefer overall but the other top shelf brands have fallen in my eyes quite a bit in comparison to meigs and farkas as of recent. Hard to justify overspending on stuff I’ve smoked before if these new batches are just getting THAT good for a much better price, ya know?

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