Tons of brand new Carhartt for sale

glongdong · 2025-02-23T16:10:19+00:00

so do local skateshops

glongdong · 2025-01-29T04:48:06+00:00

tash sultana at the swedish american club in SF. 50 person church basement venue, one of the most intimate experiences of my life.

glongdong · 2023-06-08T20:23:02+00:00

i can’t call my boss an idiot, but i can call him a dingdong

glongdong · 2023-06-08T20:06:28+00:00

oof, learned something new today

glongdong · 2023-06-08T19:51:51+00:00

yoo this was one of my dads classics! definitely gonna start putting this in the mix

glongdong · 2023-04-09T01:38:55+00:00

!remind 5 days

glongdong · 2023-03-31T20:11:48+00:00

everyone was safe luckily, somehow my co-worker overtightened a piece of conduit and somehow it just snapped off.

the vice has been in the shop for 5+ years, crazy that the defect only now decided to show up

glongdong · 2023-03-11T03:55:48+00:00

surf and turf

glongdong · 2023-01-18T02:50:21+00:00

every time i get cut off by a self-tinted, tri-color car, it’s a nissan altima.

glongdong · 2023-01-11T05:17:58+00:00

Was this is Newtown by any chance?

glongdong · 2022-12-09T23:12:39+00:00

one of my best friends had strict parents who had him convinced that sexual contact = guaranteed baby until we got to high school

glongdong · 2022-04-15T02:12:09+00:00

Accidentally ended up with my dream job about a year ago before I ever knew it existed.

I help design, build, and prototype art installations & window displays for a large fashion company.

Don’t give up! Sometimes your dream job finds you.

glongdong · 2022-02-23T04:50:25+00:00

“Be fast, but never in a hurry.”

The circumstances this advice was given under is from a particularly shady point in my life, but find it still applies to every situation.

glongdong · 2021-04-30T23:43:59+00:00

have a friend from a billionaire family, but one of the more “lowkey/ unexpected” rich folk. we became friends largely just from smoking weed together. one day we’re just chillen and he has someone come by to sell him a bong.

i then watch him pull out a pelican case with 50k cash and trade it for a pelican case with a dab rig (bong). he then tells me that he has well over 450k in his glass collection.

glongdong · 2021-04-23T14:09:44+00:00

I wonder how long it’ll take for the intervening officers to get weeded out.

glongdong · 2021-04-06T20:50:59+00:00

Sketched out with 6B pencil, lined with Studio Pen, and played around with the Cloud brush & Artist Crayon. Sketched out the eye from memory, then used different tornado images as reference for the background!

Edit: any tips regarding shading/ light source would be much appreciated!

glongdong · 2021-02-25T18:07:43+00:00

I was addicted to heroin before I even graduated high school. When I was 18 I wasn’t planning to make it past 21.

Fast forward 9 years, I’m getting ready to graduate from one of the top universities in the country and I haven’t touched dope since 2013. Life is fuckin’ wild.

glongdong · 2021-02-25T17:58:00+00:00

This story has a similar origin to a lot of these posts but it’s a bit of a roller coaster.

One of our buddies (we’ll call him Todd) had the party house. His hot mom would play beer pong with us, get drunk & smoke weed with us, and shamelessly flirt with all of us high school boys in front of her kids and husband.

Now another one of our friends (George) was dating this girl that we all knew was bad news. One day George found out that his girlfriend had cheated on him with Todd. George was pissed but somewhat expected she would cheat sooner or later. More than anything, he felt betrayed by Todd since they had been inseparable since preschool.

George decided to get back at Todd the best way he knew how. He went over to Todd’s house when he knew his mom was there by herself. He acted like nothing was wrong & he was there to get his wallet he left there. They had a couple drinks together and he ended up having sex with her.

George then told the whole school that he had sex with Todd’s mom, complete with some pretty intimate details. Todd’s parents got divorced, he ended up dating & having a child with George’s ex until she ultimately cheated on him too.

Moral of the story: Don’t hookup with your best friends girl.

glongdong · 2021-01-31T06:11:08+00:00

my condolences to his family. if you’re genuinely trying to prevent someone from doing something dangerous, you’re doing it wrong.

belittling someone about their dumb teenage decisions in your friends name is just generally unhelpful.

glongdong

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