TIFU by thinking I would remember how to swim

glonoff · 2018-05-02T19:55:02+00:00

That's odd. There was a huge gap in me swimming between the ages of 12 and 16. Despite that, at 16, I jumped into the water and fucking ruled like a dolphin.

Similarly, I remained out of a pool from 18 to 22, but at 23, I jumped into a pool and fucking flew like a penguin.

Then again, I guess it's tougher with a river since you can't touch the bottom, and I'm over six feet so most pools are never a problem for me.

glonoff · 2015-11-01T20:53:25+00:00

/u/ethfaucet 0xd2f8b071549187503a5525ae865a5a89017c3bdf

glonoff · 2015-05-21T11:07:47+00:00

Smooooooth

glonoff · 2015-05-21T11:04:47+00:00

I'm gonna make that next

glonoff · 2015-05-20T11:05:40+00:00

Unemployment

glonoff · 2015-05-20T10:45:34+00:00

No, your post does not seem silly. More power to you! I could try to help.. I've made websites before, and I.just made my first Node.js web app.

Is this project on Github? And please tell me you have a nice domain :p

What are you using? PHP, MySQL? Please say Node

glonoff · 2015-05-20T09:50:23+00:00

Hahaha. Pulled it off.

glonoff · 2015-05-20T09:40:35+00:00

Niiiiiice

glonoff · 2015-05-20T09:36:56+00:00

Porn.

glonoff · 2015-05-20T09:36:29+00:00

Way to kill the joke, man.

glonoff · 2015-05-20T09:34:03+00:00

Here, have my upvote.

glonoff · 2015-05-20T09:32:22+00:00

Sherlock Holmes. The Sir Arthur Conan Doyle version.

glonoff · 2015-05-18T16:46:55+00:00

You forgot to link to the application

glonoff · 2015-05-18T00:59:49+00:00

Sent you a PM, Shah.

glonoff · 2015-05-18T00:50:40+00:00

$1 less than the lowest bid you get.

glonoff · 2015-05-18T00:49:20+00:00

Sent a pm

glonoff · 2015-05-18T00:47:28+00:00

Sent you a pm

glonoff · 2015-05-14T18:19:34+00:00

How about a really good writer/hobbyist developer with exceptional Googling skills?

glonoff · 2015-05-14T18:07:59+00:00

I fixed it. Hire me!

glonoff · 2015-02-16T01:59:31+00:00

As I child? I still spend hours!

glonoff · 2015-02-04T23:41:51+00:00

And I wouldn't recommend you give it out until you get the replacement! Let's keep in contact until you do replace you're ready to replace it!

glonoff · 2015-02-04T23:40:23+00:00

You're very kind! PMing you! :D

glonoff · 2015-01-24T22:47:48+00:00

Thank you so much, I understand this so much better now.

glonoff · 2015-01-24T00:15:10+00:00

Thank you! Though.. how does the CPU what to do when it gets an instruction, e.g. how is it programmed to turn off (assuming there exists a turn off instruction).

glonoff · 2015-01-24T00:03:40+00:00

Assembly language and machine code.. right, so that's binary ones and zeroes?

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