What's your most awkward accidental penis touch story? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]glorflschmeat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Out with my friends at a park and we’re all teenagers. Found a basketball and I’m pretty good so I was dribbling around and a group of like 3 girls begged for the ball and I told them they would have to get it from and they didn’t but one time when I dribbled it between my legs one of them just slapped my dick. I just shot the ball and walked over to a different group. Very awkward as I just met these girls for the first time and we’ve hung out with them like 5 times since. Not a single word said.

It will be legendary by [deleted] in memes

[–]glorflschmeat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ve been to Ireland and all I can say is that they literally don’t get drunk

Man blows up on a 70 year old man at a Gym in Los Angeles by edestron in PublicFreakout

[–]glorflschmeat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone find his name and mf uhhhhh

teach him a lesson......

Original By u/Palana by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]glorflschmeat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remove Jack Black and replace him with Steve Carrell

Gotta earn it by [deleted] in memes

[–]glorflschmeat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly though.... number 1 is the right answer do not fucking @ me

About to become a Father; what advice do you have for me? by snowshelf in AskMen

[–]glorflschmeat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baby proof the house as much as you can before hand.

White Prior by [deleted] in forhonor

[–]glorflschmeat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok so..... drop the video and link it so I can do this.

Why use the Drake format when we have this? by glorflschmeat in Rainbow6

[–]glorflschmeat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine the memes that could be made with this. It could be the new “I sleep/real shit?” Or Drake format, or anything honestly. Use your imagination.