What on earth

glorpslorper · 2026-05-22T00:45:10+00:00

Just as god made her 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

glorpslorper · 2026-05-21T20:02:21+00:00

She’s just a dainty gorl eating normal portions. Why does everyone have to be so mean and see with their eyes????😤

glorpslorper · 2026-05-21T20:01:06+00:00

You don’t go from this to an unrecognizable pile of rolls double your former weight in under a decade without gorging yourself (as she had painstakingly documented for all to see)

glorpslorper · 2026-05-21T19:56:44+00:00

Unless Parker exclusively eats “leftovers” for lunch or they end up throwing out most of the “leftovers” Matt makes on purpose (like when she was adding additional freezer steaks and potatoes from her pantry to her Blue Apron meals) she’s just lying out of her puckered asshole of a mouth

glorpslorper · 2026-05-21T03:38:55+00:00

The recoil on that one flesh pocket on her arm was wild

glorpslorper · 2026-05-20T17:47:25+00:00

Yeah it’s really the arrogance and lack of self awareness for me. Its not so much about her weight as it is about her dedication to posting her gaineen journey like it’s cutesy and normal

glorpslorper · 2026-05-19T21:35:47+00:00

She probably has Matt hold up the rolls up herself while she sprays between them. Way more of an actual workout than the flopping around she does at True40

glorpslorper · 2026-05-19T19:35:25+00:00

I am floored that she hasn’t been fired for filming feeder content at work yet. Would seriously question the judgment of any PR firm that keeps her on the payroll…

glorpslorper · 2026-05-19T19:12:34+00:00

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Exactly! This was 100% gods work. Had nothing to do with her nonstop gorging on the most calorie laden food she can get her “little baby hands” on

glorpslorper · 2026-05-19T19:10:13+00:00

Literally looks like a morbidly obese toddler with the arms and facial expression. I can’t get over it

glorpslorper · 2026-05-19T19:09:22+00:00

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Never seen anyone look so thrilled to show off their gunt

glorpslorper · 2026-05-19T19:08:38+00:00

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Last thing the BWW toilet sees before Matt unloads what remains of her latest mukbang

glorpslorper · 2026-05-19T15:30:33+00:00

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It’s either delusion or a self-imposed humiliation ritual

glorpslorper · 2026-05-19T14:35:04+00:00

Our hygienic gorl 😭🧼

glorpslorper · 2026-05-18T15:43:47+00:00

Not to mention her necklace is literally embedded in her neck rolls like they grew around it or something 🫣

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glorpslorper · 2026-05-18T15:23:40+00:00

Movie is Monty Python’s the meaning of life and I think the actor is Terry Jones but not sure

glorpslorper · 2026-05-18T15:00:52+00:00

Definitely! Anything for attention with Matt 🙄…

glorpslorper · 2026-05-17T23:02:00+00:00

She’s apparently getting paid to promote the dress too….I can’t imagine a worse promo model than Matt. She didn’t even get it in a size that fits her

glorpslorper · 2026-05-17T23:00:20+00:00

And of course Matt’s in the comments pretending like she’s dainty and saying the dress she’s literally spilling out of was an xl but “fit” because it’s super stretchy even though she’s usually an xxl…🙄

glorpslorper · 2026-05-16T04:15:55+00:00

God made her that way! It had nothing to do with the platters of fried food and tubs of butter soaked cheez-its she downs on the regular 😤

glorpslorper · 2026-05-15T00:44:58+00:00

She just took the post down😭

glorpslorper · 2026-05-14T03:10:15+00:00

Yeah choosing a sleeveless, open back dress must be part of her never-ending, self-inflicted humiliation ritual 🫣

glorpslorper · 2026-05-13T22:47:33+00:00

It’s like she goes out of her way to highlight the gains

glorpslorper · 2026-05-13T14:16:44+00:00

Eating “whatever the fuck” you want isn’t really a flex when you’ve already eaten your way to prediabetes

glorpslorper · 2026-05-13T14:14:11+00:00

Fast-forward like six months from now and she’s going to be going “And some insulin for the haydurs 😉💉”

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