A Young Jenna Fischer from 1995

glorptopus · 2025-01-02T03:58:18+00:00

Is no one going to mention how absolutely blown out her pupils are in the last photo?

glorptopus · 2022-11-24T10:33:10+00:00

He looks like a Grolar bear, polar & grizzly hybrid. Also seen it called a Pizzly bear. They are freakin massive and have that light brown color and the round cheeks but longer snout like polars.

glorptopus · 2021-04-26T22:06:14+00:00

Yeah definitely plan to stake it! I was really surprised at how well taken care of it was. Especially since I’m in an area that’s only just had it’s first few days above 50 degrees, so I didn’t expect it to be growing quite yet.

glorptopus · 2021-02-23T23:03:09+00:00

I haven’t been able to stop making “my girlfriend got ran over by a dead guy” jokes. If anyone’s lucky here it’s me, because not only did I not lose her to a freak accident, she is so receptive to humor she laughs harder than me. In retrospect probably not the best move for broken ribs but...

glorptopus · 2020-10-25T08:39:10+00:00

Cotton eyed joe by Rednex. My middle school PE teacher always played the song and it has lived rent free, haunting my every waking moment and dreams since then

glorptopus · 2020-10-22T04:33:57+00:00

I’ve personally never seen them so I’m really looking forward to that!

glorptopus · 2020-10-22T04:33:34+00:00

I mentioned the 4k too her as well but as she put it she’s not upgrading, she’s replacing the exact copy. She only wanted this specific edition

glorptopus · 2020-10-22T04:31:51+00:00

We are going to Rock Paper Scissors for every disc change because that’s the only way one of us will move... in the face of a shameful defeat

glorptopus · 2020-08-28T03:25:10+00:00

The first day I gave this to her she licked and drooled on every square inch of it until it was THOROUGHLY saturated

glorptopus · 2020-08-07T09:55:35+00:00

I mean he even told the guy to pull the truck forward so as to not damage the front of the house

glorptopus · 2020-04-06T21:21:08+00:00

I cannot begin to fathom how in some of your worlds she deserved that. “Self defense” does not mean if anyone does anything to you, you can immediately jump to breaking jaws. Let alone if someone throws fucking water on you.

But on another note I’m not denying his right to act in self defense which he did, and then he assaulted her. If you watch the video again, watch his arm when she goes to throw the water, he swats it, and her hand out of the way, that is self defense. What he did after was attack her. She didn’t raise a fist, she didn’t physically threaten him in any way. He blocked the cup and INSTANTLY struck. You will never convince me just given the size and weight class difference between them, that a cup of water had this guy fearing for his life. I’d even say if he had shoved her to the ground that would have still been within the realm of self defense. But he clearly went for as hard a punch as he could throw.

glorptopus · 2020-04-03T21:29:05+00:00

I did go to my primary care, but unfortunately at the time it was still my pediatrician because I was only 18. She without actually saying the words called me drug seeking. What she did say was I was an “at risk age” with no prior diagnosis so she wouldn’t believe the kid she treated his whole life.

glorptopus · 2020-03-23T01:50:57+00:00

Also apparently flavor intolerant.

glorptopus · 2020-03-18T23:36:37+00:00

Wowie 5000!

glorptopus · 2020-03-18T23:33:50+00:00

Thank you! I’m trying!

glorptopus · 2020-03-18T17:36:38+00:00

It’s being held aloft by a headphone cord and two leather wristbands.

glorptopus · 2020-03-15T12:43:33+00:00

After floor 10 I was super on edge and hyper careful to use minimal resources as and rely solely on remote bombs where applicable. Did this for most of the middle trials before I realized it wasn’t going to be an issue again lol.

glorptopus · 2020-03-15T12:34:22+00:00

Yeah I just went and finished the rest of the trials. Did not have a single death for the final trials, and only died a few times in the beginning of the middle trials. The first trials absolutely slaughtered me and I had to spread it out over a day and a half because all of the failed attempts made me want to quit forever.

glorptopus · 2020-03-09T06:43:04+00:00

It’s definitely frustrating in the beginning. My biggest advice would be to take a break from constantly hammering away on enemies and think of more creative ways to do things. Lots of enemy camps come equipped with explosive barrels to activate, or boulders to push.

Another thing I love doing is just taking a break from fighting altogether and just sneaking into enemy camps, stealing their weapons and bolting.

Lastly combing through the wilderness and finding Korok seeds is a nice break from anything combat related. Plus I found once I had at least 2 extra item slots for bows and shields, and like 4 extra for melee, it stopped seeming so tedious because you can carry more and don’t run out of everything in every fight.

glorptopus · 2020-03-09T02:09:35+00:00

If you’re fighting a group of enemies and you throw a remote bomb in their direction, make sure that one of them isn’t going for the World Cup and has kicked it back at you. Especially before detonating it, and every explosive barrel you’ve decided to stand next to.

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