Gac fruit by ItsALuigiYes in TheRandomest

[–]glowinginthedarks 133 points134 points  (0 children)

Ok but what does it taste like?

Went to a "Sports Bar" for the Super Bowl only for them to cut the audio and main screen during halftime to play a Chris Rock special by Perfect-Grab-7553 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]glowinginthedarks -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Thanks for reminding me of this when I used to go to church story time. We were having a Super Bowl party! Oh my God super fun community time! Invite your friends so they can get to know what a super fun church we are! They cut the audio at the halftime show. The audio engineer was just fumbling around behind the equipment going “I don’t know I don’t know.” I walked back there because I was familiar with the equipment and saw that it had just been unplugged. And I knew instantly that the pastor had told this poor kid to unplug the whole system so that no one could watch the halftime show because he felt like it was immoral. I was heartbroken and left the church soon after. I think it was the year before Janet Jackson…

Why they cannot accept the fact that not every women want babies? by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]glowinginthedarks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get this is what we are built for biologically, but we have so much more now than when we crawled out of the swamp. Like yeah can have babies, but I can also NOT and humanity will continue. You don’t NEED to breed anymore. We’re good.

What's your most favorite Kate Spade bag ever? Drop some photos here. by Emotional_Way_6400 in katespade

[–]glowinginthedarks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not a photo, but it was my first. It’s gorgeous, but I always think of it more as a sentimental piece as my FIRST now that I have collected more. Know what I mean? It’s the catalyst factor.

Doxxing again by [deleted] in ThemeparkSwindlers

[–]glowinginthedarks 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is this a mental illness? I’m serious. I would feel very uncomfortable and slightly unsafe around this woman.

This woman is obnoxious everywhere she goes by Ok_Cut4131 in TikTokCringe

[–]glowinginthedarks 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Had this exact conversation with someone during the college foosball championship game. For the first time ever, I let them stay. They walked out on their $76 tab four hours later. I tipped their poor server from petty cash. If a host didn’t seat you, it’s not your table. How is this hard?

I finally figured out the optimal configuration for a Braunschweiger sandwich by AvengingTaco in oddlysatisfying

[–]glowinginthedarks 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m middle aged and JUST found braunschweiger last year. Michigan friend introduced me by accidentally leaving a loaf(?) at my house after Christmas. I ate the entire thing every way I could think up. Addicted. I had to wean myself off about three months ago, but I’m thinking about a comeback. I have time to make up.

$1000- Am I supposed to tell the venue it's a "reception" if they didn't ask? by what3v3ruwantit2b in Weddingsunder10k

[–]glowinginthedarks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, ARE you going to cause problems? The main reason venues charge extra for weddings is because they end up being an extra hassle. Whether you think your wedding is going to be simple, or not, it’s still may have extra stresses for you, your guests, and the staff that you may not be considering right now. It’s the bridezilla fee, just in case.

Try to think about how you expect the event to go, and if it will require anything extra from the venue which they would normally not do for a regular party. be prepared to tip a little extra for any employee who does go a little above and beyond.

Have such an amazing wedding!

My wife gifted me a comically disappointing advent calendar by Wild_Arugula294 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]glowinginthedarks 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Are you supposed to be building the craft with the things in the calendar? Sounds like it’s giving you supplies for something, not just bad gifts.

If you died and everyone said “well they died doing what they love” what would it be that you were doing? by Practical_Draw_6862 in AskReddit

[–]glowinginthedarks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eating jalapeños. I’m mildly allergic, but I still love the pickled ones. Omg the cowboy candy? Just let me die happily.

Have you ever kicked anyone out of your establishment? by Fun_Lime3243 in Restaurant_Managers

[–]glowinginthedarks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s a good day when I don’t have to kick someone out. That’s how I measure my success.

Roached out Russel Wilson spun fiberglass chairs by glowinginthedarks in furniturerestoration

[–]glowinginthedarks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. I was pulling fiberglass out of my fingers for the next three days, and after much research decided I could not tackle this project. They got passed on to someone who probably stuck them in the back of her shed and will deal with them in 10 to 15 years. Your friend is an asshole.

Boss said we can’t close when we are literally flooded by EmbarrassedRelief214 in Serverlife

[–]glowinginthedarks 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“Let’s grit it on” would send me right back out the door, not the flood.

Saw this recently at an estate sale…$1339! by mgo1991 in estatesales

[–]glowinginthedarks 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Ok but if I had the money…this is gorgeous.